Suicide is a bitch ass move. Discuss

Suicide is a bitch ass move. Discuss

What a moralistic response to what takes place beyond good and evil.

'bitch ass' is a silly spooky concept that urges one to take life decisions based on some arbitrary concept of manliness rather than self-interest.

Living your life enslaved to make the choices that are least 'bitch ass' at the expense of yourself means you have become the slave of an idea.

it's the most selfish thing a person could ever do.

If by selfish you mean it's the thing that is best for a person to do and most only don't because greatness frightens us into the bored stupor of modern life, then yes it is selfish.

Only if that person's continued existence is provenly of tremendous positive value to others.

In a lot of cases, a suicide is relatively neutral and can even be very beneficial to others. Some say it's an evolutionary mechanism to make the useless members of the tribe do away with themselves to lighten the burden on the group.

>the greatest choice is the one that renders itself useless by definition
wew lad

kill you're self

>renders itself unproblematic

/thread

It's wasteful to be alive if you've got nothing good to contribute to the world.

You're a silly child. It's incredibly selfish to be pressured by all those people to suffer just so they won't have a couple bad days.

The world itself has nothing good to contribute to the world. Dedicating yourself to the whole when the whole is not something worth the dedication is silly.

A person must justify not committing suicide by giving his life a meaning and fulfilling his unique potential through this meaning.

I'm not one of those people. It is selfish for them, but it's even more selfish for you.

a couple bad days are you fucking kidding me. my little brother killed himself 4 years ago and I think about it every. fuck you.

awesome shit might happen when you're alive man, when you're dead it's fucked up we actually don't know. fear of the unknown dude. but generally, odds of cool stuff happening when you're alive are better

lol shit just got real

depends on the situation

maybe if you were a better brother, motherfucker..

2edgy4me

it's the truth

>Suicide is a bitch ass move

Only if you think free will is real.

ITT: people who have never experienced losing someone close to them through suicide

It probably sucks, but that doesn't mean people shouldn't be able to choose to do it.

lol except that one guy and he seems pretty pissed

Is suicide inherently ironic?

I have and I don't blame them if they wanted out that bad

>comes to the conclusion that everything in the universe is just a march toward nothingness and only you stand in the way from reaching that goal
>completes his major work and then uses spare copies as a stool to hang himself

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>brothers gets sent into a world of suffering and pain so great he ends himself by your parents
>blame the brother because he can no longer take it

suicide is not the problem here. spawning people without consent is.

a top lad

If your brother's death gives you so much pain, why not kill yourself?

If you're not willing to kill yourself over the amount of pain, his pain was evidently greater, and therefore it would be selfish of you wishing he wouldn't have done so, since that would imply you would want him to suffer his greater pain in order to spare you this lesser pain.

Not only that
>Concludes that God committed suicide at the beginning of time by shattering himself into the universe after realizing that non-being is strictly superior to being
>We are as worms cavorting in the decomposing divine body

suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

Suicide is a shortcut past all the bullshit to the same spot everyone ends up at anyway.

ITT anons remind us were were still on Veeky Forums.

>le Veeky Forums boogey man

Suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent solution
Ftfy
suicide is fasting forward that's true

Yes, since non-voluntary death would ultimately solve it as well. It's just walking out on a shitty movie a half our early.

>suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

This is such a bullshit expression.

wow thats a good definition
im stealing it from you

My shitposting, if that is the word you want to use, has no copyright. You are free to reproduce, distribute, interpret, misinterpret, distort, garble, do what you like, even claim authorship, without my consent or the permission of anybody.

i heard it a million times and everyone says they came up with it. it's one of those innate things my nigga. i use "some people like to stay till the end of the movie, some just skip to the end" then something like "we're fucked if it's a marvel one"
or DC
I have no clue but they showed extra parts at the end of deadpool, get it, afterlife my nigga

>yfw we can only properly contextualise our existence by analogy to its representation

Hello newfriend !

no shit
i don't know the nigger you posted but he probably said an obvious thing in fancy words like when heidegar said hurr u only notice the hammer when it stops working nigger i know that, suck my dick like falafel lollipop

>temporary
Been chronically depressed since i was 15 and drugs aren't helping. The only reason why i don't off myself right now is that i know it would bring great pain to my girlfriend and my family.
I always laugh when fags bring up this argument.

i'd like to become your friend, convince you to suicide, then steal your sad vulnerable gf

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I'm not that guy, but oddly fittingly, go kill yourself senpai

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yes, I believe that's the interjection that I used

sadly it seems that your high non-fuctioning autism levels are making it pretty difficult for you to communicate to me the response which that evoked in you

sorry if I offended you my main ;^)

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Quite a few of those are from you yourself. I'm not even in the thread, just an amused passer-by.

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>look if I have """"""""""""""""""""""""""""triggered"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" you I'll gladly take down my post -- I understand how delicate the topic is
>however I most sincerely do opine that the guy I originally quoted, whether it's you or not, is an immature retard

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>yes, I believe that's the interjection that I used sadly it seems that your high non-fuctioning autism levels are making it pretty difficult for you to communicate to me the response which that evoked in you sorry if I offended you my main ;^) also, i love dick

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>All problems are temporary

Still a pittance to what he felt. You're selfish, not him.

>there, I deleted the fucking post
>sorry if I was insensitive
>hopefully this apology will resolve any of the residual butthurt you might still have
>i love black dicks up my bum

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>there, I deleted the fucking post
>sorry if I was insensitive
>hopefully this apology will resolve any of the residual butthurt you might still have
>all niggers must die
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mods pls extricate this fucking cancer from Veeky Forums. pls ban everyone who posted in this thread. yes I know that means I will be banned as well. I'm willing to make this sacrifice to maintain the integrity of this board.

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