Let the language evolve you retards

you're = your
your = your

their = there
they're = there
there = there

this is the new way of writing. I am shakespeare adapt or die

Better Yor and Yur

>thinking a single person can effect linguistic evolution

>shakespeare literally did this

Thir = Their
Thyr = They're
Ther = There

go fuck yorself with the long S

In the future, English will be in steno shorthand. Full English will be derided as too purple for modern sensibility.

The future of English will be Arabicized and Chinesefied English (ie. Arablish and Chinglish).

The visionary novelists of today will write accordingly.

Reactionary Grammer Nazis will be a thing of the past.

What is your ruling on the its/it's debacle?

>Grammer Nazis
You did this on purpose, didn't you?

apostrophes are abolished

i am confused as to whether or not stalin and jfk are the strippers

In the future English will be devolved into ebonics and slang, so phrases like "be like" or replacing "they" for "their" and "was" for "were" will be normal dictionary english. Normal english as it is now will be seen like how we see Shakespeare english and then actual Shakespeare english would almost be another language.

Let's make 'eitherways' happen. I need something that means 'anyways' but for when there's only two options.

> Doesn't matter eitherways
> Eitherways you have to choose

Irregardless of this thread be like bait, for all intensive purposes, whence I came from we speak like that.

You're forgotten memories.
Your forgotten memories.

So are you forgotten memories or do you have forgotten memories?

I smiled. Keep it up.

English is a joke anyway so this development would be natural.

>shakespeare was one person
nice meme

How do you propose to differentiate between being and possession, then?

This is somewhat irrelevant but:

>teachers penalize kids for using words that "don't exist"
>these same teachers expect their students to worship Shakespeare, the guy who revolutionized English with his made-up words

Why the hypocrisy?

fascist detected

cormac pls go

>thinking a single shitposter on a kamchatkan chalcography forum can affect linguistic evolution

literally could of cared less about prescriptivism

>>> SINGLE PERSON :>>>
>literally half of the anglophone community

>English is too basic and he want to make it more basic

Learn a real language