Seriously, is there anything better in this world than a greggs steak bake?

So a hamburger.

it's nothing like a burger

Two steak bakes?

>lets put the pretty tall girl in the middle and hope no-one takes a second look at the rest
>the bongs scoured the country
>came up with exactly one passable model

She's nothing special unless she's surrounded by uglier women and even then look at her calves. Nothing feminine about hocks like those.

WOOF

i'd say that the majority of legs in that photo are quite nice

Agree. They look nothing like the skeletal anorexics, bulemics, and speadfreaks that pass as the 'murican ideal of feminine beauty.

British cuisine thread?

Do British people really eat mint sauce? Do they sometimes put toothpaste on their food?

tell us what happened lad

Asked for one of there new Katsu Chicken Slices, but I accidentally called it a Kamikaze Chicken Slice.

Woman behind the counter told me that World War 2 was not a joke, and neither was the holocaust. Called me a hate crime or some shit, and wouldn't serve me.

kek. You should have been stripped, whipped and pilloried in the public square. You're worse than tobacco smokers and Hitler combined.

>models
>greggs

its fucking greggs bruv, I expect a war-torn version of my granddads bollocks behind the counter when I go there

for them to have even one passable woman working there is astonishing

is this a troll or have you seriously not encountered mint in cooking before?

>British people
>knowing what toothpaste is

i'd steak bake the one in the middle or the one on the right

please be nice

>greggs
fucking plebs
who /aulds/ here?
It isn't a weekend without a chicken bake, pie, and sausage roll from the local

U wot m8? Paste for teeth?

looks like discount greggs tbqh

Apparently they know what it is, they just don't bother with it...

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Add some flavor to that roadkill pie or get off the board.

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>people actually think this

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Damn that's not too shabby

>slice of heaven
>pastry wrapped dog food
I'll stick to cheeseburgers and onion rings.

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see, i told you! she could bake my stake any time

>Beef surrounded by bread
>Nothing like a burger

Nigga, u dum.

I fucking love this board.

Not looking like the people in that picture is better

Just got banned from the local Gregg's, lads.

How in the fuck does that happen?

Manager took my picture and posted it next to the greeting lass at the front. He said I can't come back.

What did you even do?

Got banned.

From Gregg's?

Yes, lad. From Gregg's.

Are you some sort of flid?

why did you get banned from Gregg's lad?

Before I scroll down, is this thread nothing but shitposting burger blobs?

Any one with a decent sense of humour would have at least smirked. She must of been a sour bitch.

The manager said I was throwing fruit in Gregg's.

The French can't comprehend the concept of a mint based sauce.

I have seen them go on about it countless times.

>Samefagging this poorly on a board this slow

Wew lad.

why did the manager say you were throwing fruit lad?

He saw me throwing fruit.

in gregg's?

Aye, lad. In Gregg's.

You clappyfats sure do have an eternal obsession over Britain.

fuck liverpool

i get my sausage roll from butcher on allerton road

Lmao

>The British
>Human beings

There is NOTHING superior to "The Cornish Kitchen" outlet in Oxford!
I'm from Cornwall, and that is THE best pasty I've ever tasted.

>Veeky Forums - Food & Cooking

cornish pasties are kind of boring though

give me a sausage roll or a steak bake anytime

Could've told her it's not funny to make fun of speech impediments.

>it's a reddit making up stories and other redditors think it's real episode
Greggs literally wouldn't do that. Nice try lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=rj_6PmTe4qY

Which greggs does this qt work at?

There's a nicer place near me that does chilli and kebab pasties. Fuckin lush mate.

The only good thing in Greggs is the Christmas food.

I hope you know muzzirs wipe their arse without washing their hands mate.

You sound like bit of a poofter if we're being honest. Are you from Liverpool?

>tfw balding in early 20's because of dad's genes

The fucker gave me great genes otherwise, but then this. Also his massivehood mixed with my mom's pygmydom made me average aka manlet according to Veeky Forums.

Geordie here, you're welcome, I live in Newcastle and there's a Greggs on every fucking corner imaginable. This must be how Americans feel with Starbucks.

I must admit their steak bakes are magnificent and I used to love their cheese and bacon wraps but I don't think they do those anymore.

>bread

Fuck, you're stupid.

Check out the fatbags on the 2nd from the left

Possibly their sausage roll or tandoori baguette or the bacon sausage barm and brew for 2quid. Safe to say Greggs is not only good food but cheap as fuck i can eat it everyday and still spend fuck all

Thank you for Greggs. I'm much happier seeing them on every high street than I am about Costa and Pret.

I really should get a Greggs loyalty card desu

Forget the loyalty card you need to get the app which you add credit too. The staff are that shit/dont care that i just hold my phone to the scanner for a second then move it and simple walk out. Free food.

I don't know why everyone buzzes off greggs in the first place, they're absolute dogshit.

My nan bought me a sausage roll from greggs not too long ago and it left a really greasy metallic taste in my mouth for hours afterwards.

Steak bakes and chicken bakes contain about 2% meat, the rest of the filling is just horrible sauce.

The only semi decent thing they do is the cheese and bacon twists, but most of the time they're stone cold. I can get 2 twists for £1.30 from cornish bakehouse, and they actually taste good.

>all those tanned, succulent, plump milfs..

Terry fuckwit rang, he wants his imaginary story back.

Bacon and sausage sandwich and a cup of tea for £2.00

So French people get upset and perplexed by the existence of a mint condiment AND on a regular basis you're within earshot to hear them confusedly discussing this.

>ok I believe you.

>The Aborigines can't comprehend the concept of a Steak based pasty.
>I have seen them go on about it countless times.

True story.

I'd fill her with cream

On /int/ you dopey cunt.

You're an equally dopey cunt and most likely samefagging, or French. I don't know which is worse.

Yes, a Greenhalges pasty

Greggs pizzas are better than their steak bakes too

In Gregg's what?

>£1.27
>Pasty and a doughnut
How times have changed.

>I don't know what's worse

>a person making multiple posts on an imageboard

OR

>a west European nation

m/int/sauce story fabrication unit. That's you that is.

You legitimately have autism.

You used to be able to get a paper bag of five cold sausage rolls for a quid.

I was surprised when I went in last month at just much the prices had changed.

Liz will sort it out for her subjects

Do you know the guys from the Geordie Shore? It's my favorite show

wow his daughter is hot

No, they're just British.

GARLIC BREAD?

>falling for the toothpaste scam

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27513809