Wa la

wa la

Faggot

If he's a faggot, then I've got cum for blood.

It's spelled viola

you're thinking of violin dumbass

No he's not, it's Voilà.

SAY LA VEE

keep muh faingers from gettin cold when holdin em in the milk for exactly 30 seconds to ensure proper soggyness :D

No, it's viola

I count to 11

...

VOLARE WOOOOAAAAHHH AYGONDALAY...WOOOOOAAAHHH

NO WONDER MY HAPPY HEART SINGS,
YOUR LOVE HAS GIVEN ME WINGS

How new are you guys? First day?

I've always just used chop sticks

just stick a fork through them. only suckers buy these ultraspecific kitchen gadgets.

It's my first week.

ᵖᶫˢ ᶰᵒ ᵇᵘᶫʸ

it's leviosa assholes

Honestly I'd just use these things to lightning sling oreos at assholes

...

I use these utensils to dip things

Eh, seems like a Unitasker. this works just was well.

get a pan like a pasta boiling pan and put the oreo down in it. take you glass of milk and pour it on top of the oreo now in the pan. the pan will contain the milk. flip the oreo over when you finish one side and repeat the same for the other. bon voyage

GOD DAMMIT, NOW YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A GIL

it can also be used to tickle the taint

so can the fork

Why do people need to submerge the entire fucking cookie? God damn, can't you just dip part of it?

nice.

it's all about the mouthfeel

can't you just not be a cuck?

Why would you dip plastic in hot milk
Bon Apple Tea

Oh god...

Because some people are morbidly obese, and the thought of taking a bite instead of eating the whole fucking cookie is torture to these fat fucks.

Literally no one nibbles an oreo

Literally?

first time posting on Veeky Forums and i see this shit on the front page.

never change guys. never change.

oreos are legit the worst cookie of all time

>pages instead of catalog

wiseguy, eh?

Oh I thought that was a tool to scrape out the frosting inside for those with autism.

FLIPENDO
FLIPENDO
FLIIIIIPENDOOOOO