Cooking snags on the barbie for Australia Day with the mates and I'm wondering if you boys have any tips for cooking...

8pm at the moment

>Bbq in winter.
>still light outside at 8pm.

Seriously guys, don't feed the trolls. Saged and reported.

3 poor losers sitting around the shittest bbq ive seen in my life..
mate you should be ashamed of your life, why would you post it on Veeky Forums

I'm in Melbourne you silly sausage

but its like 6:30 in the morning

DON'T fall for the time zone jew

I passed into a "time zone" one hour behind mine at dusk, and it didn't suddenly become the afternoon

biggest crock of shit ever, worse than the round earth meme

>heating up soda
>drinking GRAPE soda
you shitpost in real life too?

Why is that guy sitting cross legged like a faggot?

It's pasito. Passionfruit lemonade you cuck

>passionfruit lemonade
you're the cuck

>calling soft drink "soda"

Fuck off seppo

I'm not sure what that contraption is but I would recommend building a fire pit and just putting a grill over it on some bricks or something

>calling fizzo "soft drink"
fuck up

>celebrating invasion day

Back to pol you racist fucks

it's a washing machine drum

oh and we used the top of a smaller barbecue to put on top of the washing machine drum

I've got gastro, tried to drink a beer earlier and I shat it out 2 mins later

Ffs

oh man and i thought i was the shitposter making this thread

>the time zone jew
It seems that the Eternal Jew can take many forms.

get some Old Bay seasoning, presto its amazing

Why is that guy sitting like a fag

Consider footwear you gross barbarians.

I was thinking that too. Virtually every arachnid, insect and reptile downunder is deadly poisonous. Many like brown snakes and the funnel web spider are all over populated neighborhoods. Seems pretty risky getting shitfaced on australian garbage beer and stumbling around barefoot.

...

Street vendors in China actually sell seahorses on a stick.

Why the fuck would you wear shoes in the backyard you humongous idiot

it's people like you who end up in the ER with a nail in their foot or something else that could easily have been avoided

Probably because it's a simple way to avoid injury, especially when you're working with a makeshift BBQ in a region with venomous fauna.

>Seriously guys, don't feed the trolls. Saged and reported.
On ya bike

Nice meme

Just build a fire pit, damn.

>Ha, I wonder what disgusting shit we can sell to the roundeyes as "traditional snacks"

We aren't pussies user

>any tips for cooking them on a makeshift BBQ
There's no really wrong way to bbq a snag but any sausage is better if done low and slow.

Avoid splitting or piercing it by keeping the temperature down. If bbqing on wood, don't begin until the wood is coals. You bbq on radiant heat from coals, not flames from wood.

>Virtually every arachnid, insect and reptile downunder is deadly poisonous
Not as poisonous as the smell from bare Australian feet. They have evolved their own defense mechanisms and the venomous creatures flee from their advance.

>Just build a fire pit, damn.
If it's a rented house, you can't go digging holes in the yard.

That drum, on a few bricks, would work quite well to contain ashes etc. I'd stack some bricks around it for heat containment and stability too.

The important thing is to not be around when you're firing up the washing machine drum for the first time because that coating is nasty when it burns.

Probs too late for that advice though.

>not enjoying pasito
fuck off cunt

>garba
do all of you down there call a garbage can lid a barbie?
or just in the trailer parks?

kek

It's much better than starfish on-a-stick, which was easily one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted.

> on the barbie

Are you sure that isn't an old dryer drum?? Did you at least clean the lint out first?

aren't you guys cold

tell your fagget friend to cut his hair and stop being an attention whore

Naw...me and me mates use charred lint for flavouring...

That's Colin Kaepernick

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>That's Colin Kaepernick
Like I said, tell your fagget friend to cut his hair and stop being an attention whore

does everyone have speech bubbles over their face in straya?

>fag has crossed legs
>other fag wearing trackies in summer
I'm guessing you had a gay orgy after this?

Because feet are unsanitary and you're spreading your foot germs everywhere you walk. It's fucking revolting.

>starfish on-a-stick

How are feet dirtier than any other part of the body

On australians, they're not; they're just as filthy as the rest of the body. ;o

Delicious.