Is there any fiction about an overweight man in his thirties who never goes out except to go to Mcdonalds and...

Is there any fiction about an overweight man in his thirties who never goes out except to go to Mcdonalds and masturbates all day and night?

A Confederacy of Dunces? Sorta?

Literally A Confederacy of Dunces

>tfw not had fast food in 13 months

I have actual dreams of eating Big Macs sometimes

Is the urge really that strong?

Whats the difference between fast food and unhealthy food you can make at home?

Good or not, I've never tasted a burger with the same unique qualities of a Big Mac

The difference is nobody knows the secret behind Mac Sauce

How's Big Mac unhealthy?

Your diary desu

just add high fructose corn syrup

Confederacy of Dunces.
Chuck Palahniuk.
The loser brother in House of Leaves is the best example of this character archetype in literature.

It's a greasy fried meat sandwich on sugary bleached bread with a few anemic sprigs of lettuce a dollop of sugary sauce and a slice of processed cheese.

Usually accompanied with cola and heavily salted reconstituted potato starch.

It needs higher nutritional content, less saturated fat, salt and sugar.

This said, I buy McDonalds cheeseburgers in tens, for my own personal use.

I ain't even fat mane.

cum

fag

houellebecq for depressed wanking

ITT
Big Mac recipes
Hark! authors and philosophers are turning in their graves

Hazel, eat.

My captain's log and journal, desu.

Food can't be unhealthy, kid.

Mum?

This

My diary

Underrated post.

retarded opinion

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