He uses correct punctuation and capitalization when posting on Veeky Forums

>he uses correct punctuation and capitalization when posting on Veeky Forums

>he deliberately uses bad punctuation and capitalization so people won't think hes a fag

I do both depending on the thing I am responding to

>he assigns value to the status of being a fag

nigger lover

>he has opinions involving like and dislike

bet your a CHI

>he uses inscrutable acronyms to indicate in-group status

its like you arent even addicted to /int/ or something

I got a nice GET on /int/ once. It's a pretty good "international memery" spot. It's fun to post on when you're visiting a small country and have a rare IP address.

What the fuck, man.
I just fell off my chair because I couldn't - and can't - stop laughing. Oh my god.
This is a shit.
A big one.
A great one, even.
Congratulations.

I actually dislike being proper in texts.

When I get a text divided into a sentence or a few, with proper punct. and capitalization--i.e., being unnecessarily formal in an informal form--I usually think that 1. this person is not my friend, and 2. we probably have nothing in common.

Hell, seeing a "well-written" text message just kind of irks me.

On Veeky Forums, i don't give a shit either way.

Go to bed McCarthy.

you sound autistic

you've never gotten a semicolon in a text and just been like..."really???"

>He doesn't show his best behavior on the site he spends most of his time in.
It's alright kouhai, you'll stop alienating yourself from the things that make your life eventually.

Maybe.

>He uses "he" as the default pronoun
Wew

...

>he got trolled

i write so much that it seeps into my texts

she*

>anybody posts on this site ever

>he gets BTFO in the first post

>He doesn't use correct punctuation and capitalization only because of an arbitrary rule on greentexting.

he doesn't know who he's quoting

Are you also petite and white and in your 20's?

who the fuck are you quoting

Kys pseud.

Go back to Tumblr with your love of stream-of-consciousness.

>he uses 'who' when he should use 'whom'

>he posts something vague yet condescending and thinks that makes him smart
biggest indicator of a pseud t bh

Who's the girl?

amy adams from catch me if you can

i think she has a cute lisp

Who is this qt?

said the pseuds

spoken like a true pseud

All of the most memorable posts I've come across on Veeky Forums were written using correct punctuation and capitalization.

She's from the movie catch me if you can

only in internet fights

What is wrong with you? Your question is literally asked and answered in the posts immediately before yours.
Oh nvm you're just OP doing a self-bump. Re-evaluate your life all the same.

I type grammatically correct here and in my texts except I omit the final period of the last sentence

t. pseud

you sound autistic

you're missing out t bh

I'm just answering the OP, but this is a pretty autistic thread in general desu. Sometimes I think I'm too normal for Veeky Forums but too autistic for real life

i always type all lowercase, i also overuse certain abbreviations like idk, desu, etc
proper capitalisation has a different tone to it and feels weird to me. this is the specific tone i aim to convey

I want my dick in her mouth.

>he dresses his ideas for success

This is literally true for every single thing on the internet.

Never once have I read something worthwhile that was written in all lower case with shit grammar and punctuation.

I Begin By Typing Out A Normal Sentence Revise It A Coupla Times Send It To My Publisher Have It Compared To The Latest Twitter Artists Remove My Punctuation Periods Etc Etc

I love Catch Me if You Can