What do you think of this pizza, Veeky Forums?

What do you think of this pizza, Veeky Forums?

Looks pretty good, but for the lack of anchovies.

Could use some ranch

Looks really ugly but I bet it tastes good.

Why is it shaped like the Millennium Falcon?

Looks similar to mine that I posted a few days ago and was fantastic, although Veeky Forums raked me over the coals, so my guess is excellent.

>square or round pizza?
>let's do both!

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Although I would never personally make a split pizza, I do enjoy the idea of a full pizza worth of onions on half a pizza

I'd say it's not aesthetically pleasing, but I've made some abortions myself so I shouldn't judge.

better question is, what do you think of my meatballs?

looks like those headcrabs from half life classic

Like you're gonna attract hungry bullsquids to your house.

where do i find weird pizza like this?

pretty nice lookin 'za senpai, could use some ketchup though

Oven wasn't hot enough.
You cooked it for too long and too low a heat.

you make it

Cthuluhu

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To get the cons out first;
learn to sausage. it looks like you sliced a bratwurst
looks incredibly greasy, likely from being under the heat for too long but more likely from the density of your toppings
sauce is messy - leave a lip
cheese doesn't meet the edge of the sauce
misshapen and unequal slices

But on the bright side your crust looks great, so it's just a matter of the presentation of everything after. I'd eat it if I didn't hate onions.

I think those are sliced meatballs.

Reminds me of that one time when I walked in on my mom just getting ready to get it from her 65-year-old boyfriend. Then again, every time I try to make pizza with dough from scratch, no matter how much I roll it, it keeps returning to a triangular shape. All in all, not bad.