>Beanless chili You're basically just eating a bowl of hamburger meat you nasty ass
>Keurig machine It's such a fucking ridiculous machine. You have to buy the little brewer things separately and the coffee isn't even that great. Spend hundreds of dollars on a machine that adds caramel/chocolate to your coffee instead of just adding syrup to coffee yourself? The amount of money people pay to be lazy is unreal.
>Shrimp Nothing wrong with it per say, but I don't see what's so great about it when other seafood is better. I think the only reason people like it so much is to feel fancy.
>steak that isn't well-done sorry I don't want parasites
Jaxon Butler
>people who buy steak and fish from the dollar store
Landon Green
>ceviche latino poor people food
Justin Smith
>hamburger meat
Landon Hughes
you realize chili isn't supposed to have beans in it you stupid fuck
Jonathan Sullivan
Not OP, but you're wrong. Fuck off texasfag.
Sebastian Robinson
Worked in upscale grocery for a while. Seemed like every week the seafood chef was rolling out another line of 6 different ceviches that no one ever bought.
Noah Perry
>"per say"
It's "per se," you mongoloid.
Anyways, I dislike the bacon meme.
Adrian Murphy
Thanks for the correction, that was really a blessing in the skies. People like you are a diamond dozen, for all intensive purposes.
Ian Jones
Do you sperg out anytime someone serves what 95 % of the world considers chili? What a faggot.
Gabriel Clark
>tfw eating chili with beans that i made RIGHT NOW
Samuel Gomez
>people who overcook meat because they're afraid of disease ONCE YOU GET IT TO TEMPERATURE IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG YOU COOK IT THE GERMS ARE DEAD
Parker Sanchez
>Clam chowder with tomato Fuck off with that awful shit.
Evan Sanchez
>people who won't eat clam chowder with tomato
Not all of us want to eat a full days worth of calories in a bowl of soup...
Zachary Torres
>>Sushi >Sorry I don't want parasites Not sure if trolling or stupid, but you're confusing sashimi (raw sliced fish) with sushi (sour rice wrapped in alga sheets with fillings). The fillings can be pretty much anything, not just raw fish.
Also stop being a pussy. Parasites aren't a concern as long as the meat was previously frozen and/or from good precedence.
Jonathan Rogers
You eat 500 calories a day? What third-world country do you hail from?
Hudson Robinson
if it's not supposed to have beans than why do they specify no beans on the can you stupid fuck
Nathan Harris
*for all intents and purposes
Wth is so intensive about your purpose?
Sebastian Torres
A. Shrimp isn't fancy. No one thinks shrimp is fancy. While I agree that there's tons of better seafood, you're an idiot if you think all shrimp is bad.
B. If you think chili isn't good without beans, or that you're just eating a bowl of hamburger, you're obviously a Yankee or someone from another country and don't know shit about chili, in which case you should STFU, dumbass.
C. On the topic of Keurigs, I agree they are ridiculous and stupid.
Michael Jones
No, he's not wrong, you're ignorant.
Joshua Brown
MUH AUTHENTIC CHILLI HERITAGE shut up you fucking autist
John Wilson
>people that bitch about beans vs no beans in chili
The only thing that matters is the overall taste of the dish you fucking retards
Lincoln Reed
That's the only one you caught? I have bad news, user...
Jacob Gutierrez
No, I mean the stuff made with cream and butter, not milk and corn starch.
Julian Collins
>Well done steak Found the 12 year old
Brayden Cooper
This
Juan Reed
>Chili w/o beans
Liam Perry
shrimps are great, much better than crabs
Jack Richardson
So do I.
If you're eating 2000 calories of soup, you're eating more than one bowl.
Zachary Perez
broth chowder master race cream and tomato a shit SHIT
Austin James
RI style? Ew.
Joshua King
great argument, you dumbass.
Jordan Hughes
>shrimp >fancy
I don't think it's possible to get any more flyover than that
Joshua Fisher
lol thank you for that. i was wondering how long that fucker would take but i couldnt keep coming back checking. thank you so much! i lol'd my dick off.
Jaxson Wright
I'm from the South West as well my friend, I just think it's fucking stupid to eat a bowl of ground beef. Fat inbred Texans like it because they have shit taste in everything.
Jace Diaz
If your chili resembles anything that could possibly be described as "hamburger meat" then you have much larger problems than whether or not it contains beans.
Jordan Ramirez
Have you faggots never had a chili dog? PRO TIP: if they put beans on your chili dog, consider yourself cucked.
Beans are a possible addition to chili; not a necessity.
David Sanchez
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Ryan Rodriguez
Have you ever considered not making your chili with ground beef like an impoverished inbred?
Samuel Richardson
You can just say Latino food friendo
Christian Ward
>hamburger meat
You make chilli wrong either way.
Hunter Morris
There is literally nothing wrong with using a Keurig machine. The only people who complain about them are those too poor to own one.
Oliver Reyes
Why do they call it chilli outside when its cold if chilli is hot?
Aiden Turner
>I think the only reason people like it so much is to feel fancy. I dare say you invalidated your whole post with how retarded you just made yourself look
Luke Reyes
>ITT shit retards like that pisses you off You almost managed to compose a sentence there. Well done.
Alexander Rodriguez
How the fuck is shrimp fancy, it's like the cheapest seafood
Brandon Moore
hey guys
beans are meant to go in chili
thanks
Robert Lopez
please show me where it says so in their design specifications
thanks
William Scott
Real men that aren't poor do Turkish coffee instead. Or the REAL espresso machines.
Keurig is walmart culture shit.
Grayson Perry
>Parasites aren't a concern as long as the meat was previously frozen and/or from good precedence.
Literally retarded: the post
Kevin Bennett
>Lobster All of the pain-in-the-ass to eat as crab without any of the flavor. It's got less flavor than boiled chicken breasts. It's got less flavor than dry unseasoned popcorn, hell maybe that's why everybody dips it in god damn butter! And yet it costs so much money for no reason at all. Lobster is peasant trash that somehow got meme'd into being a luxury.
Easton Miller
People from Rhode Island are fucking weird
Brandon Peterson
Shrimp is pretty versatile, since the flesh is firm but sweet. it can go into soups, stews, and stir frys, or it could be served cold. It's also inexpensive compared to other shellfish and half the hassle. I can see why it's popular.
Whole shrimp at my local grocer are 4.99/lb.
Hudson Cox
>>Beanless chili >You're basically just eating a bowl of hamburger meat you nasty ass >Americans refer to minced beef as hamburger meat >Everything in American culture revolves around burgers
Isaac Allen
What size are those shrimp and where the fuck do you live?
Seriously, shrimp here is like $10/lb for large shrimp.
Christopher Davis
>Retarded foreigners refer to ground beef as minced
Angel Moore
>t. I live in a third world hellhole where we sleep in our own puddles of shit
Juan Ortiz
>chili with ground beef pleb >shrimp are fancy Shrimp are delicious and pretty reasonable for shellfish. Gambas al ajillo with some warm toasty bread is A+, or just straight fried scrimps and hush puppies, hard to beat.
Keurigs are kinda dumb and the coffee's pretty mediocre.
I hate going out with a group of coworkers or something after work, and they all want to head to some shit like Applebee's. Applebees is disgusting and everything there is greasy and mediocre. I'd rather spike Chick-Fil-A lemonade and drink in a parking lot.
Austin Flores
>Ground beef
Not ground burger?
Carter Rivera
>I literally have no idea how proteins are prepared
Daniel Edwards
>beanless chili What a basic thing to sperg out over. Beans don't make or break the dish.
>Keurig >"people have more money than me abloo bloo bloo :^("
>shrimp Who the fuck told you shrimp was fancy? What third-world shit puddle did you grow up in that made you think shrimp is fancy?
Noah Ward
>unironically thinking the price is what people hate about pod coffee
Austin Young
NC. Asian mart down my street in a plaza. Medium sized. For comparison, the Harris Teeter across my street sometimes sells the same head on shrimp for $10/lb, sometimes $8 if they're on sale aka on their way out. It's all about the suppliers, mane.
Benjamin Gray
I don't think I've ever known any person or restaurant that doesn't put beans in their chili.. the thought of beanless chili seems strange. where are you from, user?
Aaron Mitchell
>Keurig machine after our Sunbeam water boiler went out we tried to replace it only to find that keurigs are about the only thing on the market that does it as fast as our old sunbeam. the coffee making functionality is just a big cherry on top.
>shooting guns in the intro >no beans, it's a stew >proceeds to add fucking frito chips, cheese, onions, and cilantro >Muh Texan pride >proceeds to mention California jeleaousy
What a shit video for such a shit dish.
William Evans
>Grilling chicken for family >Thermometer says 172F >It's done alright >Flesh whiter than a neighbourhood you'd want to raise your kids in. Juices clear as a focused mind >Bones dark red from being frozen >Dad freaks the fuck out and makes me put them back on the grill for 20 minutes >"Why are they so dry now?!"
This is why I'm slowly hate more and more cooking for/with my family but my brother.
Daniel Bell
we refer to it as ground beef but that varies just like all things when you have a country with states so introverted
Thomas Morales
I thought everyone called it "Uncle Sam's meaty bits."
Jordan Ortiz
>Cow
Not pre burger?
Xavier Brooks
this guy is just trolling with his incorrect phrasing
diamond dozen.. Yeah right lol
Alexander Wood
>incorrect phrasing You mean "rickyisms"
Benjamin Brown
I could careless.
Bentley Butler
>wow I know all the phrases
Get off your pedal stool, faggot
Adam Morris
>Throwing Anaheim peppers and "chipotle" mayonnaise on something and calling it "southwest style"
Fuck outta here, gringo.
Michael Miller
Get this twitter-tier shit out of here.
William Rogers
Okay they're gone now, friend :)
Jeremiah Kelly
this guy's the limit
Robert Gray
Literally. Literal lideraskl LIDDERLY LITERAL RITE NOW
Wyatt Perry
I just teleported behind you. Beg for your life IMMEDIATELY.
Gavin Russell
speaking of chili, anybody get the Veeky Forums chili recipe picture?
thanks in advance
Mason Martin
You make chili with... what, ground beef? Like just regular hamburger-grade ground beef?
What the fuck is wrong with you? Who would bother making chili like that?