Refrigerating ketchup

>refrigerating ketchup

>not refrigerating ketchup

>eating ketchup

ma nigga
cold sauce crew checking in

>he doesn't place the bottle cap down

Enjoy it spurting all over your food you imbecile

>eating HFCS tomato paste

i refrigerate ketchup so it's cold. It's meant to be cold. Hot food, cold ketchup.
It's not hard.

Where can I buy ketchup that emphasizes the tomato and vinegar flavors over the sugary flavor? I had some tasty ketchup when I visited Australia, and I just haven't found ketchup here in the states that isn't super sweet.

>It's meant to be cold. Hot food, cold ketchup.

Translates to: I'm an inpatient fatfuck who would rather burn his lips or drown my tasteful mothers cooking with tomato piss and further remind her of the failure she raised because I can't let my food air-cool

Make your own

>still posting baseball Costanza

i think Hunt's is more vinegary than Heinz, and i like it better. i think Heinz still makes a reduced sugar version of ketchup.

my preferred method is to just add malt vinegar to ketchup, though.

>not using a cold glass bottle

Enjoy your xenoestrogens, metallic taste and pre-cum

>he doesnt appreciate temperature contrasts in food and condiments

kys pleb

>I like to think of myself as a pompous food snob yet I still eat ketchup.
>no one molested me a a child but I fantasize that they did.

>ketchup

Can't make currywurst without ketchup.

I don't eat ketchup but that reasoning was idiotic.

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>having a refrigerator

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of course you stupid pleb. did you grow up in a fucking pommesbude? you use tomato puree, woostersheer, and applesauce.

mustard > ketchup

But I like the contrast of cool Hunt's ketchup to hot, fresh McDonald's fries.

>not cracking black pepper on your ketchup

Burgerking crispy fries > McDonalds burnt sticks

The nearest McBurger to me has an awful frycook.

>applesauce
Ein Hahnrei sein

>It's been 6 years since >2011 was a thing

>not salting your ketchup

On this note are you supposed to refrigerate your oyster sauce?
I have had a bottle in the cabinet for a few months and just noticed it says refrigerate after opening.

>tfw no golden age /sp/

All packages say that so the company can cover its ass if someone gets sick. I've had a bottle of oyster & a bottle of mushroom sauce in my cabinet for 2+ years and they're fine. I just shake them every now and then when I think about it.

thanks for the memory, op

>stealing /sp/'s meme

I shiggy diggity

Mah nigga