>refrigerating ketchup
Refrigerating ketchup
>not refrigerating ketchup
>eating ketchup
ma nigga
cold sauce crew checking in
>he doesn't place the bottle cap down
Enjoy it spurting all over your food you imbecile
>eating HFCS tomato paste
i refrigerate ketchup so it's cold. It's meant to be cold. Hot food, cold ketchup.
It's not hard.
Where can I buy ketchup that emphasizes the tomato and vinegar flavors over the sugary flavor? I had some tasty ketchup when I visited Australia, and I just haven't found ketchup here in the states that isn't super sweet.
>It's meant to be cold. Hot food, cold ketchup.
Translates to: I'm an inpatient fatfuck who would rather burn his lips or drown my tasteful mothers cooking with tomato piss and further remind her of the failure she raised because I can't let my food air-cool
Make your own
>still posting baseball Costanza
i think Hunt's is more vinegary than Heinz, and i like it better. i think Heinz still makes a reduced sugar version of ketchup.
my preferred method is to just add malt vinegar to ketchup, though.
>not using a cold glass bottle
Enjoy your xenoestrogens, metallic taste and pre-cum
>he doesnt appreciate temperature contrasts in food and condiments
kys pleb
>I like to think of myself as a pompous food snob yet I still eat ketchup.
>no one molested me a a child but I fantasize that they did.
>ketchup
Can't make currywurst without ketchup.
I don't eat ketchup but that reasoning was idiotic.
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>having a refrigerator
embrace the New Veeky Forums World Order
of course you stupid pleb. did you grow up in a fucking pommesbude? you use tomato puree, woostersheer, and applesauce.
mustard > ketchup
But I like the contrast of cool Hunt's ketchup to hot, fresh McDonald's fries.
>not cracking black pepper on your ketchup
Burgerking crispy fries > McDonalds burnt sticks
The nearest McBurger to me has an awful frycook.
>applesauce
Ein Hahnrei sein
>It's been 6 years since >2011 was a thing
>not salting your ketchup
On this note are you supposed to refrigerate your oyster sauce?
I have had a bottle in the cabinet for a few months and just noticed it says refrigerate after opening.
>tfw no golden age /sp/
All packages say that so the company can cover its ass if someone gets sick. I've had a bottle of oyster & a bottle of mushroom sauce in my cabinet for 2+ years and they're fine. I just shake them every now and then when I think about it.
thanks for the memory, op
>stealing /sp/'s meme
I shiggy diggity
Mah nigga