Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Lesbia". Convince me out of it.
Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Lesbia". Convince me out of it
Why do you hate your unborn child
What the fuck man have you read the poems? She was a horrible slut.
all of her schoolmates will make "lesbia the lesbian" jokes
I'm fairly sure that's illegal in some countries.'
If you want to name her after a lesbian, name her Sappho.
She would face a never-ending stream of, at best, awkwardness and pity and, at worst, harrassment and ridicule, at the hands of everyone from classmates and teachers to prospective partners, coworkers, and anyone who sees her ID
It's not something a capable and loving parent would do
6 newfags (+/- post-post-irony)
6 faggots (+/- 0)
Too late. You already did it
And is it decided? Is Kalliope Veeky Forums's waifu/mascot now?
>implying Lesbia was a Lesbian
οὐ γαρ πω ποτε μ'ὡδε γ᾿ἐρως ἀμφεkαλυψσεν
My daughter is due in December.
What should I name her, or at least give suggestions. She will be of Dutch/French ethnicity.
I'd make a thread but since this thread is already off-topic I may as well use it.
Because she would legitimately be severely harassed in the best case scenario and sexually assaulted in the worst.
Names have an impact on how one is perceived, sharing a famous name will be positive, and all else beyond something like Adolf and Lesbia will be neutral. At least pick a neutral name.
In the words of kath bloom, "i have never wanted you so much"
this is incorrent,
οὐ γαρ πω ποτε μ'ὡδε γ᾿ἐρως φρενας ἀμφεkαλυψσεν
is correct, of course sans accents
Angelique
evangeline
Modesta
Not my fault you can't stand strong independent women in literature.
Neither of us are culturally enriched.
Maybe
never change, Veeky Forums
Why not cut to the chase and name her PleaseBeatMeUp?
Seven
It won't. This isn't even the first time this thread has been made.
What kind of name is that you stupid bastard
Bertha
Let the constanzaposting commence
ITT: newfags responding seriously to a thread that's posted by some asshole one every month or two.
eileen
The Constanza meme is dead in the current year you stupid bastard
I haven't seen it regularly in at least two years.
I honestly don't see why she would be bullied. Just because she's more literature educated doesn't mean she'll be picked on.
Seriously? Whatever standard you hold yourself to,be assured that 99% of the rest of the world won't be up to yours at all. People don't need a reason to be cruel,just an excuse. Why subject a kid to yet another reason to suffer?
Do you plan on her hating you forever?
>be Lesbia
>fuckingstupidcismalefather.gif
>Straight btw
>Hate all men because stupid cis male father thought he could raise me into being the way he wants me to be
>fuck cis male dad
>FUCK HIM
>I fucking hate him
>cis male
>fuck patriarchy too
>patriarchy will not define my sexuality
>imma be straight because cis male father can't decide my sexuality
>but hate men because cis male father and patriarchy
>fuck cis male father
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>buy gun
>shoot cis male father
You have issues