What exactly kind of pizza is this gentleman, not just toppings but crust and all?

What exactly kind of pizza is this gentleman, not just toppings but crust and all?

Thin crust pepperoni from Dominoes, cut into squares

i should work for NCIS

is he looking at a tattoo to tell him where he lives?

Yes

le epic cheat day xD

for chad, every day is potentially cheat day

what is le epic cheat?

Is NCIS real or just a tv show and what does the navy have to do with pizza?

>tfw CHAD has FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT and eats PIZZA whilie I'm stuck in the cuckshed

Who the fuck is Chad?

Stacie's on again/off again prick stick ride.

my name is unironically Chad, yet i'm a social failure and a shut-in

Domino's pepperoni thin crust cut st. louis style

Who the fuck is Stacie?

That's a steroids pizza obviously

A roasty slut who fucks everyone but you.

>Stacie
>Roasty

Someone didn't read the r/Veeky Forums starter pack before looking for screencaps

>Stacie who's taken miles of Chad
>not a roastie

Wew lad

Atleast you consulted the guide and are spelling it right now

She couldn't fuck me even if she wanted to cuz I'm gay.

I want to call you a faggot but I realize that it just means you're lucky you don't have to deal with Stacy and her bullshit.

American Pie HAHA!!!

>cut into squares
>st louis style

This is how all thin crust dominos pizzas are cut unless you specifically ask for it cut otherwise.

>squares

YOU hit the GYM HARD while CHAD eats PIZZA and fucks STACY with his HEIGHT, FACE, and FRAME

Who is Stacy?

Where do I order one of them Batman pizzas?

It's a Domino's thin crust pepperoni pizza.
I like it but you'll get more for your money's worth with the hand-tossed style and it'll be more filling too.

>the guy who chats up all the ladies
>the guy you told your joke to quietly in class then proceeds to tell it to everyone out loud and makes the whole class laugh
>the guy who's muscle bound despite little effort for both training and diet

Lean McGain's famous skinny 'go 'za®

He is not a pizza. He is a human being.

It's hard to tell from the picture but it may be the ultimate pepperoni. Which is basically just MORE pepperoni and the herb shakeon.

>tfw shit wrist genetics.
As another sufferer I can tell you that this man is still disappointed with his body. That is why he eats trash.

>Salami
Why are American pizzas so disgusting?

its real and everything

a slut fucks everyone
a bitch fucks everyone but you