What's your philosophy of masturbation?

What's your philosophy of masturbation?

Is it morally wrong to masturbate to something? Do you masturbate to something even if that something looks pure and holy?

I mostly masturbate to the idea of my wife in an alternate universe where she's not an insensitive shrew who puts out once per season.

i masturbate to the idea that my wife never killed herself early on in our marriage

That banal, boring, dull twats talk about whether something as mundane as fulfilling a petty sexual urge is 'good' or not

I don't give a shit. I masturbate to futanari and crave horse cock.

I find I'm doing it less because I keep thinking about being cheated on and it turns me off, instead of inserting myself into the imagery I find myself inserting the women of my affection instead and it makes me feel shitty.

>ethics
hehehe, how banal and dulll.

I have masturbate to renaissance art.
I think it's the most flattery act to one's work(also that time i didn't have internet)

I need to masturbate to "pure" and nice girls. But to do so I have to imagine them like that. After I masturbate to them I imagine them having sex, thus they are no longer pure.
Because of that I can only masturbate a single time to each woman.

Should I pee, or should I wait for 5 minutes? ..hmm, food for thought

Just simply a bodily function, laddo.

I don't watch porn though, that's detrimental to mental health.

You might not know this, but you can literally just not masturbate.

Masturbation is degenerate.

>even if
Surely you mean "especially so". Hehe. Heh. Mmhmm.

I'm trying to stop, or at least cut down significantly. I barely even enjoy it, it's just become a habit. I usually feel better when I'm more abstinent anyway. Plus wet dreams are fucking ace and I'd rather have those than conscious faps.

I masturbate pretty much an hour everyday. 15 entire days of masturbating this past year. What a waste.

Pure like a child?

pure like a girl in her early twenties who grew up in a deeply religious house in the country having her mother and her grandmother as her best friends

I don't enjoy it anymore, even though I still feel horny quite often.

>banal, boring, dull twats talk about whether something as mundane as fulfilling a petty sexual urge is 'good' or not

fapping to porn is bad for the mind and soul, those are your fellow human beings, children of God, you shouldn't objectify people like that

Roasted

>Do you masturbate to something even if that something looks pure and holy?

Yeah. It's just I imagine less depraved things. When I was a schoolboy I wouldn't subject the the girls I was most devoted to to the same kind of treatment the others received in my fantasies. I was a sick fuck, the first thing I ever remember masturbating to was the idea of being a modern-day gestapo agent and abusing female prisoners. I didn't even know how to fap, I just thought about this idea fondly and one night I touched my penis almost by accident and some weird goop shot out. Little rapist, my god.

But Beatrice I would sweetly caress and lay down gently. I've closed the gap a fair bit since age 12 but the tendency remains.

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how come in victorian times they were so moralistic and opposed to sex and yet all the womens had their titties hanging out all the time?

>pure like a girl in her early twenties

Because the Victorians were flagrent hypocrits like every other era

That's precisely the reason they had their titties hanging: you waste enough energy proclaiming yourself as moralistic and/or righteous so you don't feel guilt and shame about, well, whatever could make you feel that way.

>morally wrong

Pic related.

99% of the time I masturbate to scat or cuckolding, preferably where one or more parties look like they're not enjoying it. My spirit animal is James Joyce.

>schoolboy fantasies
>tfw fantasizing about freezing time and molesting all the girls in class

Have you read The Fermata?

Masturbation is the most holy action. MMMM

why did we sully her, bros?

i was raised protestant so i never had a problem with it but as i found myself leaning towards more traditional theological positions i began doubting whether or not it was proper. Now I waver between periods of nofap and binge masturbation. The Onanism verse seems to have nothing to do with masturbation (rather disobedience and unrighteous lust), and I'm skeptical of any religious doctrine (not rites, but actual doctrinal beliefs) that don't derive from scripture.

So I'm not sure what to do. I know some Roman Catholic is going to meme me over Sola Scriptura but i dont care.

HNNNNNGGGGGG!
>cary mulligan in victorian clothing
kill me pls

Browse wherever my mind takes me; feel shame afterwards.

>not worshiping felicity jones in victorian clothing
you fag

Maddona-whore-complex is old hat senpai, try jerkin it to a guy in a skirt like the rest of us jeez

Masturbation is cool.

Pornography rots away your brain.

this

literally who?

first time I heard of it
it definitely applies to me

I need a therapist

When I was 14 I was reading the New Testament and came across something to the effect that if my hand wanted to offend I should cut it off. I took that to mean that fapping was haram. I would swear of fapping completely and steel my resolve to be a good Christian and not go to hell, but then I would just do it again a few days later. I should stopped being a pussy and used the miter saw in the garage. Chicks dig scars and wounds like that.

My parents stopped going to church when I was 7, so maybe the DIY approach is to blame for how retarded I was/am.

That's why God invented rape. The girl can remain pure while you fuck her since it's not her will to sin.

Has to be strictly oral and anal of course since non-virgins can't be pure regardless of intent.

whats the difference between masturbating to porn and masturbating to your own thoughts and fantasies?

My sexual deviancy is getting worse. What started as masterbation was now moved on to things I am too ashamed to reveal on an anonymous board. I just hope I die before things get too degenerate.

The latter is more fulfilling. You can actually just sit down and actually think about what you want.

In the end it's all just a fantasy. Honestly, that's the reason I want to quit. I want to go and enjoy life and actually interact with people and have the discipline to move towards the things I want.

It's not the pornography it's your attachment and your escapism.

The same difference between daydreaming and watching television all day, but worse, since pornography triggers strong neurochemical reactions.

I masturbate to give the world something back