What was Harambe's favourite book?

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If Harambe were a character from a book would he be Dmitri Fyodorovich?

the story of Harambe is the 21st century reenactment of Turgenev's Mumu.

The Qur'an.

Harambe (pbuh) was a brother that got shot by the white man. He wasn't into whitey's colonial slave-mentality religion. Harambe was woke af.

The jungle book

He had a number of photography books, some with boys in the nude. Nothing you wouldn't find in your bookstore under ARTS. Completely innocent. But the media called it pornography, using it as evidence that he was into boys, fueling controversy just to gain an audience.

fuckin' MSM, man

my diary, desu

Harambe's manifesto man- it was something else. I swear to God. He let me into his study one day, had a huge stack of papers on his desk. Typewritten. Harambe hated it, but the zoo would shut down his electricity if they ever found out what he was doing. I got a look at it for only and hour, but it was like magic, man. I can only hope there's enough brains out there to figure the whole thing out. Harambe knew the Zoo would kill him for it. Gave me a copy, told me to leave. Get out of the country. I really shouldn't be telling anybody this, but, I've been typing the whole thing up into a word document, gonna rent server space in the Phillipines. The whole world's got to know about it. It'll never be the same after.

he would be the horse whipped in Crime and Punishment

mein kampf

I enjoyed Harambe memes before they were cool.
Damn normies...

He's obviously John Coffey.

Orwell's essay on Shooting an Elephant

They were never cool or funny,

I I would easily give five nigger lives to bring our dear gorilla comrade back from the dead

As i lay dying :(

Harambe costs less to keep around than just one of them

So am I not alone in thinking that shooting the imprisoned gorilla in favor of a kid whose parents have obviously failed at their primary job as wrong?

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He'd be Lennie.

"Look acrost the river, Harambe, an I'll tell you so you can almost see it."

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