im making sushi roles for the first time Veeky Forums
what do you think, am i doing good
Im making sushi roles for the first time Veeky Forums
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Needs more poptart
fuck you i just rolled it, and i think i fucked up
>cream cheese in a sushi roll
>fuck off
It's time to stop.
What is this dogshit.
Never been to Japan then?
Seriously, they lap that shit up.
imma try another roll guys
Are you retarded? Cream cheese with shrimp is quite common.
Do it carefully, this is no competition
Go buy a fresh avo you mong. That shit is disgusting
the cado is like 2 days old
roll 2 came out much better
Please don't.
looks great user. Try it with the rice inside first to get the hang of rolling them, then do the inside out.
i bet you used fucking minute rice didnt you faggot
>undercooked shrimp
>rotten avocado
>terrible rice
>cream cheese
The only thing that can save this roll is you killing yourself
Don't quit your day job
You don't have to use such a huge piece of nori btw it looks like your roll is a bit bigger than it needs to be
>that avacado
holy fucking shit
you know this faggot eats those all the time.
nice rolls op
im about to make some dessert sushi
ty for saying everything that needed to be said.
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made Oreo sushi, was pretty damn good. glad I added peanut butter
cream cheese with shrimp can fuck off.
Please end your life immediately.
fuck you
Why would you make sure to take the most unappetizing as possible picture of the sushi?
Your avocado is rotten
I'm not sure which would be more pathetic. If that's your real voice or if you're unironically doing "le funnay weird voice xDDD ecksdee"
Kill yourself, you fucking waste of oxygen. In a hundred years the worm shit from your decomposed corpse will help grow a head of lettuce and that lettuce will amount to more than anything you've done in your entire life.
Holy shit you fat fu/ck/ do you seriously weight like 500 pounds? Those fatass hands holy shit youre going to be dead in like 10 years, tops
Why would you use inferior shrimp when you could get some crab/imitation crab that tastes infinitely better?
>imitation crab
why would you suggest this?
Unless you live in a flyover, just get crab meat.
>let's add rice to my oreos and peanut butter so I can say it's a meal and not just a really bad snack
Watch some of the other videos. The autism is off the fucking charts
Imitation is cheaper and tastes the exact same in sushi
Its just fish thats made to taste like crab idgaf
I'm sure you'll improve with practice. I've always made rice-on-the-inside style, but one thing I'd think would help either way is if you start with your fillings near one edge of the nori, rather than in the center. Who knows though, like I said never made it with rice on the outside.
Fortunately, even with shitty rolling like your first try, it will taste as good as if you rolled it well. :-)
Pic: no matter what you do, it will be better than this
I learned how to make a tasty snack while laughing, subscribed!
Your mat is the wrong way around, lay the fillings the same ways the bamboo(?) go, then you can pack a tighter roll.
I agree with guy saying try rice inside the nori first to get the hang of it. I would also probably not place the fillings directly in the middle unless you're doing it with rice inside. Try a bit towards the edge?
What's it looking like sliced up? Proud of you for trying something new, OP!
Samefag
I fucking LOVE the hatred you incited with your dessert sushi. +1
This is a good combo. Fuck you.
Why don't you fuck off you peice of shit. You don't know shit about shit you fucking fucker shit eating fuck pot. Dick licker.
>i think i fucked up
At least you're being honest with yourself.
Honesty cant save op
Oh god no, the avocados are disgusting looking.
rice goes inside you fucking amerinigger
goddamn can't you burger munching fat fucks do anything right?
Sushi is good either way, faggot. Are you mad that you lost 1 grain of rice in your little dish of soy sauce?
Dont joke, a god lives in every grain of rice
>eating japanese food even though you arent japanese and dont have to.
W E A B O O
This haha
>>undercooked shrimp
>>rotten avocado
>>terrible rice
>>cream cheese
Thankyou for saying exactly what i was going to say.
Wow. Please die.
This image has the makings of a Veeky Forums classi/ck/. My god.
WHY DO YOU MAKE THOSE RETARDED SOUNDS IT ISNT FUNNY YOU ARE RETARDED JUST STOP
...
I fucking love when this guy shows up to a thread.
Was this any good? Im seriously thinking of making a dessert sushi roll and running it as a dessert special where i work, going to use something other than nori though
Epic meme bro xD +1000 internets lol haha FTW
I assume this is the shrimp hating guy.
truly a sacred japanese art
>doesnt like it cus he haet shrempf
>still frozen shrimp
>dirty slimy rotting avocado
>C R E A M C H E E S E
>mat is wrong way around
Youre doing fine bud Im sure we are all just salty.
>roles
I'll strangle you worse than Jack strangled his pot smoking son.
could fondant work instead of nori?
Good job at being a failure
>raw fish
God, you weebs are disgusting
I've never heard of this combination ever
Just looking online you'll find a half dozen higher end sushi restaurants in California offer identical or similar sushi rolls.
Shrimp, cream cheese, cucumber, avocado. Wrapped in sushi rice and nori.
I like this idea. I was thinking a layer of crushed oreos as the nori, rice crispy treats for rice, and not sure about filling and topping.
You forgot the KY Jelly and other stupid childish post artifacts. Can't we all just be fucking kids here? Can't we all just be babies?
No youre thinking of a california roll with crab. Shrimp and cream cheese foul. Doesnt look like ebi btw. Kys
A lot of high end restaurants pander to swine fag
>Undercooked
Have you never heard of "cocktail shrimp" you absolute retard? Or are you only used to greasy fried shrimp you obese autist?
Like every sushi place uses imitation crab. It's white fish. Idiot
Fruit roll up nori
Garbage.
Protip: When you want sushi, eat raw fish and sushi rice, period. I stopped by the expanded Kroger "sushi bar" and what I saw made me gag. Seaweed wrapped crap drizzled with a mayonaise style sauce. Honestly, who the fuck eats that garbage unless you're just a fatfuck amerifat that wants to brag to their illiterate neighbor that they ate "a healthy lunch of sushi." I just don't get it.
You sound like pretentious bourgeoisie trash
maybe every sushi place YOU'VE been to.
Try finding imitation crab in a $15 sushi roll.
the most important thing in making sushi is the rice. your rice is awful no offense. Too much water
Why not rice inside the roll?
well its not the worst i have ever seen but it is close, dont worry user i believe you can do it some day
Painfully unfunny.
sad
setsubun tomorrow lads. I hope you are being good weeaboos like me and making some eho maki.
its a little funny
Are those even words you typed?
You forgot the main ingredient.
I will give this a try thanks user
Just nuke this fucking thread at once.
OP is always a faggot.