Why does it feel so good, Veeky Forums? What are the evolutionary reasons for it?

>what are kegel exercises

>My gf usually uses a condom so she doesn't get poop dick.

>not having a girlfriend with a dick

No, most gay men do not take enemas daily. Yes that's probably an urban legend. Enemas aren't healthy in the long run and you can become dependent on them. I'll douche if I'm pretty sure my rectum isn't clean based on how pooping was that day, but overall if you have a healthy diet then your rectum shouldn't be covered with shit when you're not pooping. I'll usually do it once a month or less.

Essentially you should only douche in circumstances where you know you'll be doing something more invasive or will be fucking for a long time. You also need to time it because it only stays completely clean for a few hours.

If you're going to bottom normally just make sure you pooped before hand and use a condom. There isn't usually shit unless you ate something terrible. There's a little bit of poop sometimes but that is pretty much guaranteed to happen occasionally.

It feels good because there's a lot of nerve endings there and because of the prostate.

There's no evolutionary reason for it because selection works on phenotype. /thread.

is this gonna be on the test?

Pleasure driven from it is a byproduct of intimacy, love, complicity and basically (straight) sexual intercourse.
Sex being fun ensure the survival of our species.
Ergo, gay sex is fun too.

>What are female condoms

Sooooo the whole gay fetish revolves around anal retention?

Really makes you...dare I say it...stink.

Female condoms are the same as male condoms when it comes to dicks.

Survival of the fittest. Ensuring strong offspring by forcing us to fight for it and perform a physically arduous task that is rewarding. Our gene pool would be shit if we pollinated or some shit.

Who cares about evolution. It feels good and guys are more fun then girls.

>anal

>but overall if you have a healthy diet then your rectum shouldn't be covered with shit when you're not pooping
Nothing cleans the shit there, so you are wrong, you crazy faggot

Prostate only role is to secret a substance to protect the sperm when ejaculate in the vagina.

Hope it helps faggot.

thats it goyim

tell them the prostate's only there for producing new wageslaves

Byproduct of the way our body tells us that we are ready with shitting.

Humans are designed to run huge distances. If you shit while squatting, the chance of getting an infection is lower than when you shit while running

i can in 3 seconds come up with a coutnerargument to that retarded shit you just spit out your disgusting brain

>humans are designed to
who designed humans? God? :D are you retarded?

>to run huge distances
why would they run huge distances :D what the fuck? do you know the word 'territory'? why would humans run through other animals territories to catch prey? that makes absolutely no sense? and you do know that animal with 4 legs can EASILY outrun any human. god this is so stupid. you seriously imagine human runs fucking 30 kilometers to catch one deer :D ? then he is 30 km away from home and does what :D ? what if he runs 29 km and deer gets away? are you fucking dumb

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>Human's didn't evolve to run long distances

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endurance_running_hypothesis

>why would humans run through other animals territories to catch prey? that makes absolutely no sense?

Why would predators claim territory if other animals never ran through it?

Such nonsense, considering we're designed to paddle ourselves and later boats. Also, we're designed to run on sand, not hard baked earth.

I can't tell trolling from actual stupidity anymore

>hypothesis

kys

Me neither desu. Everyone knows it's hard boiled

I just had an epiphany. What if cirno is making an argument that it's illogical to even try to represent a 3d space on a 2d surface, and that all we're ever doing is projecting a 3d space down to 2d by scaling by or adding a vector scaled by z and plotting that.

If you're eating fiber like you should, your poop shouldn't stick to the walls of the rectum.

I eat plenty of fiber but my gf still gets poop dick. There's just no way around it.

Everyone talking about poopdick ITT has never fucked a girl in the ass before, and is therefore pathetic.

>Nothing cleans the shit there, so you are wrong
If everything's really working right, then by the time it gets to the rectum, the shit is in neatly formed, firm turds coated in mucus. The mucus left behind isn't exactly clean, but it isn't a smear of runny shit either, like gets left behind if it's not all working right.

Similarly, some people can "douche" effectively, some can't. It depends in part on how well the rectum closes off. Where some people can just flush the rectum with water and remove any flecks of poop, other people will always end up getting water up into the colon and making some extra-runny diarrhea that will slowly leak into the rectum. The amount of irritation caused is also highly variable.

You can survive well and be healthy and attractive with lots of minor problems in your digestive tract, especially at the bottom end and in a society with toilet paper and daily showers.

This is a thing to remember before pressuring your girlfriend for anal sex or deciding to give pegging a try, based on what you see in porn or the descriptions of people who like it: the people who don't like it often have a very different, much more messy, painful, or bloody experience.

I'd say that anal sex is going to be pretty unpleasant for most people, but most anal sex people do is pretty enjoyable, because the people who keep doing it are the ones it works out for.

Poop dick is an acceptable loss. Now diarrhea dick, on the other hand

>girl
Gross

>gf
>gets poop dick

Wat

Shut up douche.

Please discuss anal hemmoraging now.

>Humans are designed to run huge distances.

Then why is running so bad for your body ?
I mean, even the best athletes couldn't run marathon every day.

Is running so bad for the body? And you don't have to catch a gazelle every day to survive.

Who here is actually gay?

moot

oh wait

Because your gf needs to eat more fiber

I don't follow

faggot reporting in

not every gay guy constantly talks about cocks and their anuses

cleverly crafted

selection does not exclusively work on phenotype you brainlet

the first time i fucked my ex gf in the ass i got A LOT of shit all over my dick, pubes and it spread all over her ass cheeks.

it took forever to get the poop off my knob, it stuck like crazy.

>exercise
Have you any idea where you are?

Hopefully, this is bait. It would make me sad to know an user this stupid is browsing this board while thinking himself in good company.

You can do that while shitposting. Have you ever seen a person sit somewhere and sort of pulsate? You know, move a bit up and down while sitting.

>Freud

Most gay bottoms use Metamucil pills to bulk up their stool into solid shits so nothing gets left behind. Also, Despite what others said in this thread, the rectum is somewhat self cleaning. If there were just stray turds sitting in your rectum all day you'd die of infection.

evolutionary reasons
See

Pleasure... Ensure survival... Implying...

>all these replies not noticing the op pic shows gay buttsex

What? Everyone has noticed it.

Depends on diet almost entirely. If you eat enough fiber you'll be clean most of the time with very tiny flecks at worst.