Euro-pancakes

You spelled surrender rolls wrong...

OP, you are not european if you need a recipe to make them and these are not part of your childhood, boyhood and adulthood.

To that point have they become essential in every Europeans life, I have them after sex.

Which European countries have nukes again?

when I was a kid I did the triangle, now when I am an adult I roll them.

Russia
United Kingdom
France
Israel

Which European countries were occupied by Germany again?

That was the past, Sergei. This is now.

Which European countries are known as one of the fine cuisines of the world.

Italy

>Which European countries are known as one of the fine cuisines of the world.
Italy
France
Spain
Greece

>Greece
Ha!

objectively the superior way of serving

>Greece
lol

The GOAT way is to eat it with your local jam and whipped cream, ice cream, sugar and butter also works.

Notice any commonalities between these lists, and countries that aren't on it?

IMO they're better with bacon and cheese than with sweet stuff.

Personally, I make them almost like a farmer's omelette, except with pancake batter instead of egg. Fucking love that shit.

French cuisine is nothing without butter. You guys are the European version of Paula Dean, except none of you can afford cars so you bike everywhere and don't get fat.

>Be britbong
>Still salty over Battle of Hastings
>Can't accept most English were FRENCHED.COM through the years
>Autistic Germans conquering Europe
>Offer to help french but run away at last minute
>About to surrender ourselves
>USAUSA.jpg
>Former colonials bail us out

HUR DUR FRENCH FLAG IS LE WHITE FLAG

Stewed apple with rum and raisins is the optimal filling.

yes, after nutella

What do britbongs have to do with me?

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So what you're saying is if it wasn't for USA everyone in France would be speaking German and you never would have been allowed to move there from whatever third world Muslim country you came from?

>>So what you're saying is if it wasn't for USA everyone in France would be speaking German
Russian, actually.

They're called Her Majesty's Great British royal flat pancakeroonies, you filthy continental.

>not fried bananas with honey

Why are frenchfags always such unpleasant bastards? Are you taught to be up your own arse 24/7 or is it genetic?

Nah. If USA didn't get involved, Germany wouldn't have pressed so into Russia when they did. The only part of Russia that defeated Germany was their winter...

>He implies the USA were of any use at all

Considering the allies were getting their asses handed to them on all fronts before USA got involved, I have to side with the frog on that one...

Yep. Britbongs are still dalty as fuck over USA saving their asses.
I think they are still mad about USA and France destroying their empire as well.

>implying Hitler's obsession with Stalingrad wasn't also a major contributing factor.

But once again, if not for USA the Germans wouldn't have been stretched so thin. They would have either had the supplies to succeed with the operation, or they wouldn't have been so desperate to take it when they tried. It's a pretty simple concept to understand when you pull your head out of your ass...

Finland =/= Scandinavia
Umerican education is holding strong I see. And don't you usually shart in the mart?

Yeah those are just pancakes.

Jesus Piere, lumping France in with America is really desperate. You don't even come close, surrender monkey.

I'm not even French, you insecure ninny.

When did Veeky Forums turn into /pol2/ anyway?

When did reddit faggots start coming to Veeky Forums crying anything they didn't like was /pol/?

Protip friend, that little exchange they had that triggers you, the English and the French have been doing it long before Veeky Forums was a thing.

so your insults consists of calling them healthy people who eat good food...?

>Body weight is how you determine ones health

Ethiopians confirmed worlds healthiest.

>When did Veeky Forums turn into /pol2/ anyway
Who knows? Americans seem to foam at the mouth when they see the word British or European.

Then go do it on /pol/ or /int/, not on the fucking cooking board.

You inbred halfwits always feel the irrepressible need to bitch and whine about countries you've never been to on boards where it's not even relevant.

Boy howdy your reading comprehension is shit.

Why don't you go back to your safe space instead of crying about something you don't like on Veeky Forums of all places.

Rolled with egg and sausage inside like breakfast sushi
Pic related Hoito Finnish pancakes are objectively the best

What are the spices in the Finnish breakfast sausage?

No clue. They look kinda like those shitty breakfast sausages that hemmorage orange grease, but I don't find them revolting. That's all I know.

500 Flour
1100 Milk
8 Eggs
pinch Salt

Keep the dough very runny and make em as thin as possible. The evaporating liquid makes em porous and that's the secret.

I like them with powdered sugar only but homemade jam is great too.

Not at all. French food is shit. Everything is too rich. It's good compared to British food, or shit from some Slav country, but compared to any non-dirt eating European country it's pretty mediocre.

>French cuisine is nothing without butter
that's Brittany. The rest of France is doing alright with vegetable oil.

You mean liberated from the ZOG, right ?

Maybe after WWI, people didn't wanted to die for the jews like their fellow goyim countrymen 10 years prior...

Why do you patronize a cooking board when you're not interested in food and just want to whine, bitch and wring your hands about other countries which you know nothing about?

Hey, I got nothing against what Germany did, I'm just pointing out that France caved in like a soufflé. I think one of the biggest mistakes in history is America getting involved in WW2. I blame Japan for that, and no amount of delicious raw fish is going to make me forgive them.

Why do you and so many others post on a cooking board when you can't cook?

>Everything is too rich
Isn't that a pretty easy thing to fix, if attempting to adapt the dishes in question?

Filled with apricot jam

>A burger talking about food quality

With bacon and/or cheese.

this post right here

Its nice to have some Nutella in them, sugar and cinnamon, or bacon. It seem like many lile them with blueberry jam too.

>How do you like your euro-pancakes?
With vegetables, chili and bacon.

Yo lo llamo crepes imbecil

>scandinavia
>asia

Nice try

Sweden is practically an African country now though.

a euro pancake xD
drowned in chocolate, this is literally children food

>children food
What did he mean by this?

He's just some edgy teen, ignore him.
His parents didn't give him enough Kinder Chocolate and/or Nutella when he was younger and now it shows.

muh dik

Every board is /pol2/ now, they're the new /b/tards since they flock every retard under the sun from r/the_donald and r/theredpill to this website. Hell you might as well call Veeky Forums reddit 2.0 now since we attract their lowest common denominators.

>Every board is /pol2/ now

Actually, in a pretty good stroke of irony, /b/ is one of the boards that couldn't give less of a fuck about /pol/.
They are mostly a porn board nowadays, though.

Hi r*ddit, enjoying your first day on Veeky Forums?

Trying too hard m8.

They're called pannekoeken, crepes are much thinner.

What's the matter nu-brony, triggered?

I see you use almost exactly the same ratios as I do, just a little more egg. Your recipe is a shitload of batter though.

I usually use the 1-2-3 formula

1 cup flour
2 cups milk
3 eggs

3 pinches ofsalt
1 tbsp of sugar (for better browning)

how to achieve /pancake senpai?

youtube.com/watch?v=_1Ga7-a55zw

Lol no, called Pankakor here in Sweden and they are overrated as fuck. I do not like them.

of course you don't, you are scandinavian, not european.

That's because you are an arab. Real swedes loves pankakor. Please leave my country asap.

The french didnt help Americans to ditch the british empire?

Nice try its pfannkuchen

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>Israel
>European
Into the camps you go, Shlomo.

crêpes with chestnut cream. I don't care if it's nuttella's meme brother, it's good.

wow good 1

I love them. Either with a bit of vanilla ice or whipped cream, maybe some jam.

Eurovision Song Contest says otherwise

Syaro a best girl.

They also have Australia in the competition so I'm not sure they're the most reliable source.

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Kill yourself cuck

warm camembert, toasted walnuts, and honey