All 3 are locked in a room together

they got 24 hours to talk about their ideas

How much fuckery will there be?

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Bruh, they were all autistic as fuck, there wouldn't even be eye contact in that room.

Didn't Freud become Nietzsche's actual therapist at one point?

Neitzsche would beat the shit out of Marx

while Freud fantasizes about them having sex with each other because they had daddy issues or some weird shit

Nietzsche would not beat the shit out of Marx, even if he wanted to. First off Marx was as tough as nails, and fucking hench, where as Nietzsche notoriously despised physical violence as he believed that those who resulted to it were not capable of out-thinking their opponent.

need confirmation desu

It wasn't Freud, but it was Freud's mentor. Josef something

They would probably have a nice chat

the final conclusion of the meeting would be

> "The Superego is dead, and labor has killed it"

>Neitzsche would beat the shit out of Marx

Mass means more than the muscle you think Nietzsche had. You misspelled Nietzsche, by the way

Nietzsche never fought anyone IRL and Marx frequently did. Yet of course Marx is the good guy philosopher for those nice socialists and Nietzsche is a Nazi-Enabler.

Most of the dialogue would be through Freud since there's very little meaningful points for interaction between Nietzsche and Marx. There's a reason that Nietzsche never bothers to read or address Marx directly in his work despite being well aware of him. Nietzsche pretty much paints all forms of socialism with the same brush of ressentiment.

Freud was deeply influenced by Nietzsche so I think he'd gush a bit, they'd have some dialogue, Marx would probably try to bring class into psychoanalysis and Nietzsche would probably have to go into genealogy mode to shut that shit down.

Given that Marx pretty much flipped his shit when he encountered Stirner's thought I can see him getting easily butthurt by Nietzsche undermining the entire foundation upon which he built his project. On the Use and Abuse of History pretty much destroys historical materialism.

>Yet of course Marx is the good guy philosopher for those nice socialists and Nietzsche is a Nazi-Enabler.

Do you honestly think anyone educated believes this when it's easy to find he told the anti semites to eat shit and frequently respected jews more than christians

underrated post.

>Yet of course Marx is the good guy philosopher for those nice socialists
What are you talking about? Are you trying to virtue signal to /pol/ through sarcasm? If so, then you probably haven't actually read any Marx yourself.

>and Nietzsche is a Nazi-Enabler.
No... if anyone took away from Nietzsche's ideas that he was a "Nazi-Enabler", then they have a gross misunderstanding of what Nietzsche's philosophy was actually about--or they haven't actually read him.

>there's very little meaningful points for interaction between Nietzsche and Marx
...
>god is dead
>religion is the opiate of the masses

They also had very similar views on economics, such as credit.

And it could be argued that Nietzsche has most likely read Marx as he has read most of the works of the young Hegelians, including Stirner--who Nietzsche most likely gained a lot of influence from. Stirner was also great friends with Engels and Marx.

They do have quite a lot of ideas that melt together, It's just that people who don't understand their works would call them diametrically opposed/

Freud was interested in both--Nietzsche in particular. He bought Nietzsche's entire works after his death.

I'd imagine Nietzsche and Marx talking the most, gwhile Freud watches them quietly taking notes.

SJWs Marx and Freud team up against Nietzsche and berate him for being a racist, capitalist, patriarchal white male while demanding he apologizes for his blasphemous un pc writings and accepts slave morality. Nietszche, just stares, a sly smile drawn across his lips- remember, the jews are literally shouting BIGOT! at his face by this point, they're going beserk...

STOP!, Nietzsche roars in an ubermenschian baritone. He then proceeds to the most epic redpill monologue in history- think a germanic joker (Heath Ledger version)-and he's just going on and on, a fucking onslaught of truth and logic. Marx and Freud cant even manage a response, not a single one. they got BTFO. They're finished. they realize they are hacks and commit suicide.

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Dude that's really funny. You sure showed /pol/! How will they ever recover?

You do realize that Marx's views were far more un-pc than any of Nietzsche's, right?

I'm guessing you're just making an ironic shitpost though...so, as you were.

Yay, it's another 'Nietzsche secretly wasn't all that opposed to Marx/Marxism' post. Meanwhile in reality:

>"When the anarchist, as the mouthpiece of the declining strata of society, demands with a fine indignation what is 'right', 'justice', and 'equal rights', he is merely under the pressure of his own uncultured state, which cannot comprehend the real reason for his suffering - what it is that he is poor in: life. A causal instinct asserts itself in him: it must be somebody else's fault that he is in a bad way...there is a fine dose of revenge in every complaint; one charges one's own bad situation, and under certain circumstances, even one's own badness, to those who are different, as if it were an injustice, a forbidden privilege. "If I am canaille, you ought to be too" - on such logic are revolutions made...whether one charges one's misfortune to others or to oneself - the Socialist does the former; the Christian, for example, the latter - it really makes no difference...the sufferer prescribes the honey of revenge for himself against his suffering...when the Christian condemns, slanders and besmirches "the world", his instinct is the same as that which prompts the Socialist worker to condemn, slander and besmirch "society". The Last Judgement is the sweet comfort of revenge - the Revolution, which the Socialist worker also awaits, but as conceived a little farther off."

>Marx and Kant, founders of the frankfurt school.
Jesus Christ

She sounds like one of those white trash fat cafeteria ladies who sports Trump and NRA bumper stickers

and you sound like a lanky numale hipster with one of those 'ironic' mustaches and a purple haired polyamourous transotterkin gf. if you get enough whiteknight points she lets you watch her get drilled by ahmed and jamal.

Blown the fuck out.

>Yay, it's another 'Nietzsche secretly wasn't all that opposed to Marx/Marxism' post.
He wasn't.... you need to do some more reading before attempting to make arguments about things you clearly have no understandings of. Nietzsche was critical of certain types of socialists--he has never been critical of Marx or his political theory. Marx wanted communism, and like Nietzsche, wanted to do away with the state.

I'm not going to dignity this trash with a substantial response. Nietzsche absolutely did believe in the state, for example.

Fuck off with your ressentiment. It's not a character trait you can dignify, no matter how hard you try.

ancap is by far the most Nietszchean political ideology tho

>lanky numale hipster
I'm none of those

>ironic mustache
I don't have one of those

>purple haired polyamourous transotterkin gf
I do not know what a polyamorous transotterkin is

>if you get enough whiteknight points
Do you have any sense of self-awareness? Do you not realize that you are being a whiteknight right now yourself?

>he thinks Nietzsche was a nihilist
wow...

>I'm not going to dignity this trash with a substantial response.
Don't worry, my expectations weren't that high for you based off of your previous posts.

>Nietzsche absolutely did believe in the state,
Have you even read any of his work? Jesus fucking Christ. He was against the state and absolutely despised all forms of nationalism too.

I can see why you might think that, but I think that's quite a stretch

>He was against the state

Wrong again.

>He was for the state
Wrong again

Wow, I can argue like you too

>He wasn't.... you need to do some more reading before attempting to make arguments about things you clearly have no understandings of.
It's quite common for people who have read around to have there ill thought out ideas tho. Politically all you can really say is he was skeptical of revolutionary ideas, as many thinkers under romanticism were, but was also not enamored by the general move to what we term the right by people like Wagner. And while his philosophical project looks at things to do with politics and states and so on, it itself is not that concerned with them beyond thought experiments or examples. Nietzsche isn't a political economist or state building or anything like that.

Nietzsche went to war.

what did he do
how many enemies did he kill

Idiot

I don't think he actually went to war. He was on course to be one of Prussia's best cavalrymen, until he fucked up when mounting his horse one day.

I'm not sure if he ever actually made it onto the battlefield. I read one of his letters that he wrote not long after the injury, in which he states that one or more cupfuls of pus had to be removed from the wound each day. There were even bits of bone that would come out along with it, whatever the fuck he did.

he was in the artillery

during training the pommel of his horse struck him because he was almost blind

Nietzsche wasn't dumb enough to think that the state would ever wither away.

lmao, no. Nietzsche is stridently anti-capitalist because capitalism makes money the central organizing feature of society which, just like socialism, leads to the last man.

>/pol/io talking about Nietzsche
>/pol/io talking about Marx & Engels

Marx hated Jews.

you're a fucking faggot, that's what you are.

Marx was a jew. This is Freud's field day.

No that's you

Why not both just be fucking faggots? Instead of this overly polite "no you" bullshit.

>And while his philosophical project looks at things to do with politics and states and so on, it itself is not that concerned with them beyond thought experiments or examples.
Thank you, I feel like this post actually brought some clarity to the debate.

that explains this thread pretty much

What's io?

Polio is a disease that may cause paralysis and severe symptoms, however is easily preventable by vaccine. Likewise, /pol/ is a disease that may cause board paralysis and severe symptoms, but is easily preventable by a vaccine.

i love the guy but nietzsche wouldn't be able to beat anyone before collapsing into epileptic seizures and regurgitating of digested fruit

now this is shitposting

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This is so completely wrong. Freud did not believe in equality. Like, at all.

Nice one :)

You just get deluze.

So, a lot