Why do they hate us Veeky Forums? For what reason would they want to torment me so?

Why do they hate us Veeky Forums? For what reason would they want to torment me so?

You know how you live on Earth? Did you ever consider it might be a living, sentient being that you're negatively affecting by living and reproducing on it? No.

Same thing with a virus and organisms.

>reproducing
;_;

Well, people in general.

obvious aliens are obvious. just look at it

Last I checked a Virus isn't technically a life form

I bet you dont laid much.

7 years till wizard hood, then you will bow before my power

Last I checked that has absolutely nothing to do with what I said. It doesn't consider what it's living on/in to be sentient, care, or even possess the intelligence for it to even be a concern. The same could be said of humans

Bacteriophages don't do much to us

>The earth is a living, sentient thing.

Idiot.

Thats a phage. It attacks bacteria, not you

I have seen this virus (?) several times on this board, what is it?

Bacteriophage

>living, sentience have been accurately defined

I know this is going to trigger people, but if we had a working definition of these things we'd have AIs by now, We clearly don't, so who are we to say?

seen in steven universe

It's a spider carrying a microscopic deathstar

A virus which infects bacteria. The "head" is where the viral genome is. Procrastinating instead of writing a paper on the Spanish flu, AMA

Why do phages take on this structure? It's remarkable how novel they appear to us laymen

>Why do they hate us Veeky Forums?
They don't hate. They're just mindless murder machines, incapable of anything but follow the will of their lord.
The real question is, why did God create them?

No idea. Just said I was writing a paper on virus, not that I actually knew anything about it.

they hate us coz they aint us

>dem little ufos

>what is an analogy

i bet this bacteriophag thinks
this bacteria is a planet
and the universe must be big

how can bacteriophages be sentient if our planets aren't sentient?

Last time I checked biologists are fucking brainlets and basically should off themselves.

Did he died?

Because they know I'm going for virology and are trying to stop me by making me sick ~once a year

>"Hurr durr we don't have AI cause we have no clear definition of life"
Leave please.

BLOODSTREAM NANOMACHINES THAT CURE ALL ILLNESS WHEN?

noob azeroth is a titan, its canon at this point

are you calling me a phage

Soon

probably a paraplegerino now

Haven't been able to eat for 24 hours due to stomach flu, fuck this shit man

hahahahaha
what a dumb fuck

>1cm
wot

Newest scientific articles suggests that viruses are precelluar ancient living cells that adapted living in a host cell.

do you even study a science

what if I am

its a replica out of paper i think
with a edgy filter

>tfw did not catch anything for nearly two years now

Those little RNA manipulators can go fuck themselves, my immune system is woke af.

>the 'humans are the disease' meme

>Missing the point entirely

>ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao