I'm a primary teacher who is supposed to dress as a character from a book tomorrow...

I'm a primary teacher who is supposed to dress as a character from a book tomorrow. I haven't prepared anything and don't want to buy anything. Can anyone help out with an idea? It doesn't have to be anything special because I'm not trying to impress anyone here.

hang yourself in front of the students and say youre the main character from brave new world

Nude, The Emperor's New Clothes.

Put on a suit and say that you're some random character from a Dickens novel. Or that you're Stephen Dedalus or some shit.

White shirt - Nick Carraway. Done.

These are being considered.

Make the kids think you are cool, dress like Dumbledore.

It's a good idea but I've left it to the last minute.

paint yourself black wear tribal clothing put a noose around your neck and say youre okonkwo

Flannel shirt, cut off the sleeves
Jeans, roll up pant legs
Barefoot
Find stick, wrap bandana around it
Straw hat

Huck Finn

red A- Hester Prynne

MAGA hat, flannel - Holden.

toplawls will be had.

Glasses with circular lenses
Bandana around forehead
Collared shirt
Oxford English Dictionary in hand
Start every sentence "But so"

Boom you're DFW m8

This one could actually work. Not sure if I can find a bandana before tomorrow though... Maybe a pillowcase on a broom handle...

dollar store?

Judge Holden, it's the only appropriate one

Be H. G. Wells' Invisible Man. Just don't show up and do the class over telephone.

Wish I could. Wouldn't go over too well with these pricks, I'm afraid.

Hitler from Mein Kampf

wear a yarmulke and say hi ho shalom to eery little fucker that enters your classroom like the good little goy herder he he ib4 pole

underrated

and but so a good idea was shared

Lmao yes. Tape some black fabrich under your nose

>our children are being taught by 4chaners

>our children
>our
>us
>children

'us' as in our society ya dip

>mfw I have two kids to two different mothers

>having only two baby mamas

Our society has fully absorbed Veeky Forums as a quaint bit of edgy online rebellion. For those kids Veeky Forums is the crappy website where their creepy uncle gets his lame memes and jokes from and their big sister, who is going through her shock mom phase, gets her colorful language and questionable links she puts on facebook.

so where are the youths hitting the dank nowadays?

DFW, he's the main character of every book he's written.

And primary school children just love his work

Patrick Bateman

>doesn't even get dubs

Humbert Humbert

Do the easiest: be Gregor Samsa before his metamorphosis. Just put on office clothes.

plush pig costume. of course.

A pig is a jolly companion,
Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt—
A pig is a pal, who’ll boost your morale,
Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they’ve blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,
When they’ve turned on you, Tory and Whig,
Though you may be thrown over by Tabby or Rover,
You’ll never go wrong with a pig, a pig,
You’ll never go wrong with a pig!

gaia online

for best effect you should then sail off in a hot air balloon with a german loaded down with cardboard boxes full of pies, pursued by a P38 full of pissed-off army engineers.

Put some black shoe polish on your face and hands and claim you're Bigger Thomas from Native Son.

>wear a turtleneck and boxers and round, yellow sunglasses
>say your france hanglebert
>"you dont know who france hanglebert is?"
>students shake their head
>"well he is the protagonist to my new pomo book that questions the standards in america by rebelling against the untitled patriarchy by spraying his cum over famous statues"

PUSS IN BOOTS

hahahhahahaahahaaa awesome

Easy mode: Harry Potter

>draw scar on forehead
>wear round glasses
>don't be blonde

maybe bring a wand or a broom