That one faggot that brings these dip-stealing fuck-nuggets to the party

>that one faggot that brings these dip-stealing fuck-nuggets to the party

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

How else can you get any of the huge chunks of tomato or onion from dip

>tfw someone walks in with a couple bags of these

>be me
>spend the last 2 hours of my day making a dip for superbowl party at friends house
>cooked on a skillet with sautéed cherry tomato slices with olive-oil, bit of white wine, green onion, ground basil leaves sprinkled over it, and then prepared on a trey with fresh feta cheese crumbled and mixed in
>drive to party, can't wait to see everyone's reaction
>lay it out all nicely, greet some of my friends hosting, tell them about it
>"HHHEEEEY DUDES! I GOT THE CHIPS!"
>Who the fuck is this guy?
>Has two bags of tostitos scoops under his arms
>over the course of 30 minutes, this fucking gob-shit managed to shovel half the fucking tray of salsa down his throat
>none of my friends even got to try it

>never again

>dip
>sauteed cherry tomatoes with basil and feta cheese
>salsa
fucking pick one retard

>the best tortilla chips are the thinnest ones with just the right amount of salt
>they're also the worst for any dip with weight to it

life's ultimate paradox

>When they break one of the chips in the cheese ball when the crackers are sitting next to it.
>Next to the FUCKING KNIFE.

>Guest beings tortilla chips.
>They add salt in the bag and shake it.

Almost as bad as the stupid fucker who grabs the bags of tostitos and eats them all PLAIN when there are plenty of other snack options.

End up with nothing to eat the salsa with.

Just use the trisects.

Salsa IS dip, you retarded fucking inbred.

You a big dumby dumb dumb, dumb?

>using a knife to spread dip

based

>Dip.
IT'S FUCKING CHEESE!

>literally so oily that there's a small pool of oil and chip crumbs at the bottom
so fucking good though

>counter attacks with dual pringle super scoop

Well they're not fucking salty enough

Anyone else not interested in scooping? When it comes to salsa, I'm purely a dip guy. A quick, vertical in and out. I don't want any weight on my chip, man

>not having enough dip
everytime

Mfw ck can't use greentext right

Not that guy but his argument is still entirely valid. Stop using a knife for things you can do with your hand.

>spreading cheese with your hand

Are you THAT poor, your party runs out of food?
If so, that's pretty pathetic. Its not like dip ingredients cost a lot. If you cant afford to have a party, dont have one.
Let your guests stuff themselves with shitty junk food to their heart's desire. They are only hurting themselves.

>spreading fromunda with a knife

>How can I simultaneously be smug over the poorfags and make sure everyone knows I don't eat junk food.

t. Asshurt tostitos faggot