Given the chance, what question(s) would you ask Thomas Pynchon?

Given the chance, what question(s) would you ask Thomas Pynchon?

why are you a chinlet

Why does he wear the [figurative] mask?

I thought you died 10 years ago?

What did you mean by this?

What were you up to between GR and Vineland?

whats the zaniest thing you've ever done IRL?

Writing Mason & Dixon and Against the Day. Those two obviously needed decades of research and crafting. Vineland he probably threw together in a weekend so he could keep the lights on.

Torquato Tasso?

>Can you please get me a drink of water.

I just happen to be thirsty right now.

Wanna smoke some weed?

HAHAHA

Come back, Not Bill Murray! All is forgiven!

Forgiven?

The real Thomas Pynchon has been dead for decades. After Gravity's Rainbow was published he experienced seven years of excruciating writer's block. Finally, in 1980, believing he would never write again, he committed suicide on the streets of New York by slipping on a banana peel he'd placed in his own path.

Are you a virgin?

Where can I buy a huge golden gong ?

lol

Hows ye hammer hangin?

kek

What have you done to my brain? Also, how?

What doth life?

What's up doc?

WHAT HAPPENED TO RICHARD

Where do I fucking begin?