Describe the flavor of a food without using the name of the food

I'll start: onion

waiting for you to start, OP.

We might be in for a long wait.

good thread

Chives or shallots

MmmMM!
>VERY GAMEY
>MINERALEY
>EARTHY
>UNIQUE TEXTURE
>YOU CAN TASTE HOW WELL THIS ANIMAL WAS TREATED

Kobie?

Taste like a orange

tastes like chicken

Cornish game hen

Slightly spicy, crunchy but can be slimy
Red ones reek

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Kiwis

Slightly metallic salty water

CUM

tangerine

crunchy, the red ones are sweet but the green ones are bitter

Tomato

Bell pepper

Brownish, bitter and smelly
Anyone can recognize it by the smell
Present in some Indian dishes

poo?

Cookies

>bitter
youve tasted ur poo too?

they were fat and i was gassed about it because i thought they were going to be soft

that wasn't the case, they needed barbecue sauce

Chocolate

you got it

curry

sweaty armpit

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Tendies

>Tastes like chicken

Pussy

A mildly acidic flavor that sweetens when cooked

Savory poultry flavor with slight gaminess

Sweet melonlike fruit

Americans

QUICK EVERYONE WHAT SOUND DOES THE CHEEZ WIZ MAKE?????

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