Hello, undergradfag here, I'm already studying for a Physics degree and my plan after this is looking for a doctorate.
In a future, I want to live in Weeabooland, so my question is: What are my work options there with this curriculum? I already know the difficulties that represents being a foreing in Japan, so skip that part.
Juan Johnson
Japanese work culture is shit. The Japanese will not treat you well within your work area or life for being a foreigner.
Owen Brown
/thread Instead, let's discuss how to find a Kurisu irl
Julian Morgan
B-but user, I want to live in Japan :(
James Cruz
How to get a job in Japan as a weeb gaijin
>Easy Mode Teach english. degree really doesn't matter as long as its not total bullshit.
>Normal Mode get an engineering degree, get a gubmint job in one of the gorillion bases/embassies we have over there
>Hard Mode get internships in Japanese companies within your country during undergrad, learn near perfect Japanese, probably do a semester abroad even if it only means earning a few credits that semester.
>Nightmare Mode stomp ass at an ivy league, pick up Japanese via only toilet reading, and get some Nippon uni sucking your dick for grad school/PhD.
Christopher Perez
Seems like Hard Mode is my way to go.
Lucas Rodriguez
That idea seems good tho, but I don't have any idea on how to find a Kurisu irl
Asher Powell
just kill yourself
Ryder Gutierrez
Me neither user. I thought I'd increase my chances of meeting her if I pursue a phd but still no luck.
Nathaniel Powell
hmm interesting, any thoughts about lifestyle as a postdoc in Japan?
Nathan Myers
GL in your research of your rl Kurisu, user! I'm sure you'll find her soon.
Eli Martin
There are English workplaces in Japan. Especially when it comes to research. Do your research, look at job postings. Contact recruiting agencies. As an example, I got my job in Tokyo through Michael page.
Regardless, you have the option off working in a Japanese Japanese company, or a subsidiary of a foreign company. The latter usually has a better work culture, while the former is more "legit" Japanese. I went with the latter option because fuck that shit.
Don't bother applying to Japanese workplaces unless you speak, read, and write academic Japanese well. Rev up those anki decks.
Tyler Martin
This is actualy a good advice, thank you, user.
Caleb Baker
Feels like it'd be easier to find a Maho.
Either way, even if you do manage to find someone similar, they'd still be inferior to the actual thing.
Aaron Hall
>It's a faggot weeb watches sci fi animu and chooses a life path based on it episode Bahahahahaha.
Kevin Turner
Where do you think you are?
Leo Sanders
>I still think it is the 20th century. >I don't know anything about modern Japan. >What is a Tokyo? Literally this ^, you're a moron.
Caleb Bennett
What if you're a Britfag, is Russell Group (or Oxbridge) okay for nightmare mode, user-senpai?
Nicholas Gonzalez
Based AmeriJap-senpai.
Anthony Campbell
tuturuu
Evan Green
>they'd still be inferior to the actual thing I know, but it's still the best possible scenario. Why would Maho be easier?
Xavier Adams
>super easy mode
marry a jap qt
Dylan Anderson
Construct yourself a time machine, go to a timeline where you don't waste your time majoring in something no one cares about.
Anime isnt real life, youre going to be miserable with that physics degree of yours lul, unless you wanna circlejerk about muh purity on an asian image board
Robert Russell
You have to be chuuni enough and act as a mad scientist. Women love the chuuni act.
Cooper Hill
Emphasis was on find. Not like genius cute shitposters are everywhere.
Asher Gomez
why would you want to live in japan? its a xenophobic piece of shit country. Japanese people are introverted faggots who will soon be extinct because of natural disasters.
Michael Price
also because young Japanese people don't bother dating and hence have no babies
Gavin Russell
Germany has a lower birth rate than Japan.
Ethan Myers
Not since mama merkel flooded the country with fugees. The total birth rate is above replacement level in Germany, the local german birth rates are not.
Andrew Bennett
this hurts user because it will never happen
Daniel Foster
my bro worked in japan for many years and his boss is very friendly and polite, even gives lots of vidya when I was a kid and yep it's not translated.
Dominic Ross
Good luck you fucking idiot and have fun living a fucking nightmare, no matter what you do. Yeah, you may feel alienated in the States, but you don't even know what alienation means until you've been to Japan for a year.
Ayden Cox
Well aren't you a pessimistic autist, Japan is every persons dream. Hot girls and everyone loves anime, I dream of immersing myself in that culture and just because you can't integrate doesn't mean you can shit on everyone else's dreams.
Sebastian Mitchell
Why would you voluntarily live in a place that regularly gets some of the worst earthquakes on the planet, is built near a gigantic active volcano, and is very close to North Korea, Russia, and China?