Opinions on bagels and lox? Are you a good goy, Veeky Forums?

Opinions on bagels and lox? Are you a good goy, Veeky Forums?

Jews are my greatest culinary ally

Gefilte fish is awful though. But this is all ashkie cooking. Sephardi dishes are kind of dope.

Cholent is also great.

The greatest breakfast

I just use Philadelphia smoked salmon cream cheese spread.

I like a garlic or poppyseed bagel, smoked salmon, lettuce, tomato, red onion, capers, cream cheese, black pepper, with cucumbers if available. Fuggg so gud

I eat everything bagels with Philadelphia honey pecan cream cheese

I would rather the smoked salmon without the bagel and cream cheese, but I will eat it if it's offered. Wouldn't pay money for that Jew bread tho...

Kind of too salty on some mornings but otherwise delicious. Expensive but delicious.

>friend eats salmon nigiri all the time
>friend sees one of our jewish friend eating lox on a bagel one day
>"what the hell is that? that stuff looks gross!"

i dont get it.

I like the same bagel but with some crushed up cheetos. I swear it makes the bagel even better.

Sacrilege

It has actual smoked salmon pieces in the cream.

Is he a weeb?

Yeah, I know. I've had it and I enjoy it as well. But it will never compare to real lox on an everything bagel.

maybe he was talking about the bagel, you stupid kike?

Greatest hang over food.

jews are good at ovens.

I'm a good goy from montreal so fresh out of oven bagels are nothing fancy

but fuck lox hear me out dank smoked mackerel with nice amount of spice on it and cream cheese with a fresh poppy seed bagel is heaven

also fuck american bagels

>fuck american bagels
You're fucking Canadian lol.