ITT: Describe a book as bad as you can and other guess what book are you talking about

ITT: Describe a book as bad as you can and other guess what book are you talking about

>200 pages of academics love drama and then some rape, it ends with more drama

2666

2666?

>Neurotic old guy and pretentious twat wander around a city then become best bros.

wew that was fast
Ulysses?

Mass murder, incest, slavery, rape, betrayal, a zombie, fire, death, justice

>Bonk, then boo-hoo-hoo, then not so much.

I shall leave the answer in warosu later

Because you wont get this

Infinite Jest

Harry Potter

>Faggot gets tricked into marrying a lady.

The Bible actually but I like the way you think.

Bible

Crazy bastard murders everyone, is defeated by wordplay and walking forest.

OCD guy and his butler travel around, rescue some bitch, classy as fuck.

Only human on earth fights the urge to fap for 150 pages and then dies.

witty's mistress?

throne of blood

we wuz trains and shit

Close!

What, no. I even thought this one was pretty easy.

Two writers travel aimlessly for 30 years and accomplish nothing

DonQuixote

Nope, even classier.

Os detetives selvagens

>two dudes do fuck-all

drunk guy wanders around in the cold

Its too easy, I didn't read it just saw the movie.

Why can't he fap? Will he get infected or something?

Catcher in the Rye

>He is meant to help organize a festival but that's too much of a commitment.

Guy axes pawnbroker then feels guilty then confesses.
>inb4 wrong guesses

Dog gets bollocks transplant and fucks shit up

clearly the bible. Zombie gave it away.

What book has only ONE zombie.

Waiting for Godot?

drunk guy wanders around on trains/in stations

Two towers?

My diary desu.

Some kid starts a business

There's some guy dying but then all his friends come over and the guy starts talking for ages and the other guys are like: Yes, man. That's right, dude. Totally.

Daddy issues and Christianity

Anything by Dostoevsky

guy tortures, kills and rapes, then turns out to be the new messiah.

Got it in one


150 pages of >tfw no GF

...

An old couple go for a hike and reminisce.

Mein Kampf

A Japanese boy gets a boner while looking at pictures of a naked saint shot with tons of arrows. Then he gets a "girlfriend"

this is shitty

a better version would be

>neet goes crazy, successfully ruins his sisters relationship, fucks a prostitute

dinner party going well until boy-toy interrupts to complain that his lover hasn't been fucking him recently

>A god tells a dude to build a city, other god gets pissed off and keeps fucking with him, dude wins a war started by the pissy god and can build the city

Aeneid

>guy really lets the filthy fucking frogs have it because he fucking hates tennis you asshole
>oh and he'll fuck your sister too

confessions of a mask

macbeth

Confessions of a Mask or something else by Mishima.

>Man gets lost from his wife on their honeymoon in Italy and tries to find his friends.

I Am Legend.

Non-fiction too?

>A bunch of retards deal with their meaningless lives by investigating a mystery that isn't there.

Foucault's Pendulum?

>some jewfag does nothing and get trolled by everyone and no one has any idea what the fucks going on

You're thinking of the wrong book.

>Bum discovers the meaning of life in a whore's asshole.

>german fedora guy hates the society and unironically refers his edgy side as a certain wild canid then there's dancing and sex and finally some latin madman's illusion show

>about a bad man with a spastic arm.

phaedo trips

>Guy pukes a lot and curses God.

Da Vinci code?

Symposium

JR

Steppenwolf?

>JR
nice work

bingo

>Guy becomes possessed by a frog, then reeeees at all the normies.

>really smart guy gets raped by literally everyone he ever meets

V

Posting an easy one:
>A supercilious neckbeard tromps about a city and fucks shit up for everyone.

Took you guys long enough. That's why you start with the Greeks.

christians out-jew a jew

Some arrogant faggot wanders around in horrible situations but because he's so smart he gets out of them at the same time being a beta cuck for a girl who has a sugar daddy

savage detectives

Hunger?
Veeky Forums /r9k/
Confederacy

everyone can't see shit except for one bitch who fucks up a bunch of assholes and then its post-apocalyptic wandering and creepy relationships until the end

ensaio sobre a cegueira

Blindness

some dude eats cheese get shot

A government clerk getting fucked over by the government for his diary desu.

This dude dedicates his life to be an exceptional writer, has an intellectual/existential crisis, gets married and ends up as an empty husk.

This is hard mode, I'd be surprised if anyone here gets it

Auto da Fe by Canetti?

A guy learns to be a tough guy by watching his de facto kidnapper beating the shit out of other people and then telling him why it's the "right" thing to do.

Guy fucks his daughter OR DOES HE? and she dies to a snake bite OR DOES SHE?

>Guy terrified of death believes he can extend his life by being bored all the time.

but he just was asexual.

Oh yeah, I forgot "faggot" has an actual meaning, I thought user was just using the Veeky Forums definition of faggot, which is simply "some guy".

Merchant of venice

Catch 22 ezpz

>FAILED ARTIST CAN SEE EVERYTHING FROM HIS BASEMENT and other stories

>Farmer marries an ugly woman, builds up his land and family, and tragedy never seems to bother him.

Weren't there at least two?

Or did I imagine the whole Lazarus thing.

>some bros decide to throw a party for doc

Rich beta dies unloved.

My short biographicnaccount "Reading Critique Threads on Veeky Forums."

Veeky Forums pleb tries to live out his fantasies IRL in search of his waifu. Veeky Forums bullies encourage/make fun of him and his autistic disciple until pleb dies in the end.

A guy hangs out with his friends and goes fishing.

>Steppenwolf?
yep

the Aleph
my diary desu

>The (_____) is an unsurpassed work of Russian and world literature. They do not only portray the hard work, but also the (_____), where there the Russian nation lived under the tzar of the Romanov's house. (Quote by Lenin)

The Trial?