You are in America, alright, so your held at a gunpoint and forced to choose between eating at Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King or bullet in the head.
So what's your order?
You are in America, alright, so your held at a gunpoint and forced to choose between eating at Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King or bullet in the head.
So what's your order?
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Wendys, Wendys, please don't shoot me, I have a hamster at home depending on me.
Wendy's. A chili, a baked potato, and a couple of jr cheeseburgers.
Shoot me in the face as many times as needed, thank you.
ALL THREE
Either. It's just fast food.
American spotted.
I defer to my wife's son
wendys
double baconator dressed like a regular single
frys
dr. pepper
frosty
four*
Burger King, I get an original chicken sandwich combo with onion rings substituted for fries, zesty sauce to dip them in, a whopper jr, and a peach fanta
Never eaten at a Wendy's, and it can't be worse than the other two, so Wendy's.
Im an american, so i would just shoot him with my gun, go home, and microwave some chiggin tendies
Pick up a Baconator and a frosty at Wendy's, two Mac Jrs at McDonald's, and a Whopperito with chicken fries at Burger King. Eat it all in one meal and make a great poo offering upon the porcelain throne.
you can't make me suck that girl's cock... go ahead and shoot me... no, no... don't. fine. i will do it. i will suck her cock... but only to save, my wife's son.
If I had to pick tomorrow, I'd choose Burger King, for the free sex toy in their valentine's day Adults Meal.
>Eat fast food for free or get shot
gee I fucking wonder there senpai
I don't understand , any real American would love to eat at either of those fine establishments
>either
A traditional rule holds that either should be used only to refer to one of two items and that any is required when more than two items are involved
I'm not fond of tradition
either of the three is good to me
this
Not choosing your establishment results in lead poisoning, I'm afraid.
hmmm yeah that sounds odd to me too with 3+ choices
yeah I'd say 'any of the three is good for me'
hooked on phoenix worked for me
I'm going to choose Mcdonalds then
>You are in America
Not in this lifetime buddy
None because le fatty america why would I be in amerifat anyways me mum and queen would know I got shot and recognize me as a hero , they would serve the grandest feast at my funeral while everybody laughs at Americans
Edgy post OP.
>having to be forced to eat a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich
Take me to BK and then shoot me please, thank you
McDonalds. Egg McMuffin and hash browns.
I`d love to try Wendy`s, we don`t have it in my country.
Wendy's then when he lowers his pistol I pull mine and shoot him. I'm American so I also have a gun. : )
Order nothing and laugh at him because that's an airsoft gun (and eventually cry when when he shoots one of my eye)
you really do like forcing that meme don'tcha
obsessed
Large strawberry sprite from BK.
Are those really any good?
Tell her "McDonald's", get her attention as she's walking away so she faces me, then shoot her (can't shoot someone in the back even if they have a gun; hard for that to hold up in court).
Then I go to Whataburger anyway.
That depends, will the man with the gun be paying for the meal?
Memes aside, a mchicken with no mayo and medium fries with sweet and sour sauce
I don't get it. None of those are high cuisine or something you'd want to eat super regularly, but are they really so bad you'd only eat it at gunpoint?
Wendys
Baked potato
Chili
Daves single
Zozzle
Certainly, wtf, did you think otherwise?
Unlikely things happen, which will it be?
Large french fries with a dollar sweet tea at McDonald's, but the gunman has to let me order them freshly made and be patient while they make them.
For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
>free sex toy
take me to mcdonald's then. They've got shamrock shakes out again.
super-sized bullet
mcchicken extra mayo
Just pull the trigger because a bullet in my brain is better than garbage in my stomach
wait is the gunmen paying?
Either way I'll take a large hazelnut iced coffee and a spicy mcchicken
Sounds really dramatic, it doesn't need to be that way.
Wendy's is the best of the three by far.
>The Best
>Only one of the trio that hasn't made it inte Europe.
Wendys. Asiago spicy chicken sandwich with fries and a large chocolate frosty.
Just kill me baka desu senpai
I have like $50 cash so I'm probably going to Burger King. Let's do a two whipper meal for $10 my treat. Then I guess you can rob me or kill me or say thanks for dinner, I don't really care. That whopper is tasty though, we should get one first.
Burger King. Asshole
Pouring chili over a baked potato at Wendy's is cheap and amazing
I'd eat at all of them honestly
wendys:
classic double with cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and ketchup.
burgerking:
haven't been in a while but I thought their tendies are supposed to be good?
mcdonald's:
fries and a coke
Nothing amazing about the shitty ass non-crispy-skin on those potatoes.
laugh in his face because that's a bb gun
Take what you will, I only kill you if your a faggot who's vice is gluttony: ''Oh, I'll have ever three of those!'' or being fastidious ''I'll have none of those''.
If you wish to life, choose one of those three, it's on the house.
>I'll have a mcdouble with a side of bullet
either if them is fine desu
40 chicken nuggers from BK for a total of $6.42 with tax.
weak. not even real sex toys. these are literally children sex toys
Wendys
Wendy's for taste, McDonald's for price, Burger King for customization
just let me eat the bullet family
Gonna say Wendy's, because I've never been to one.
I have no idea what to order, as I don't know exactly what's on their menu, but I'll take some kind of basic cheeseburger, a bowl of their chili, some milk, and a pair of cookies.
I guess Wendy's because I never tried it.
>not shooting him and taking his wallet to go to a restaurant of choice
>also taking his gun and add to your collection
Step it up.
I was almost curious until I saw that's what it was. Must have gotten hold of some surplus storage and pressed some of the shit as merchandise.
I mean I wouldn't expect a full fledged substitute genital in the box but at least throw in a little egg-vibe or something!
Wendy's easily. If I'm the mood for something standard, it'll be a baconator plain, fries, small chili, and a lemonade. Chili goes on the burger and fries. If I want something a little different, Asiago Ranch chicken club, bacon & cheese baked potato, small chili. Some of the chili goes in the baked potato.
This, I didn't invest $20k+ into my arsenal to be forced to eat fast food.
>You are in America, alright, so your held at a gunpoint
Am American, can confirm.
>choose between eating at Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King or bullet in the head
Wendy's. I have a Frosty keytag.
Wendy's of course. Burger King is decent but Wendy is my slut.
Wendy's, nigga, not even a question.
Double Baconator, 6-piece spicy nuggets, large fry and a chocolate Frosty
Wendy's >>>>>>>> McDonald's>>BK
Spotted the poor fag
What kind of food does bullet in the head serve? I don't think I've heard of that place before.
It's not a real gun right? but anyway i'll take an amazing angus, a McChicken and a big mac, a large fries, a large coke, mayo and ketchup.
Why would you order milk at a fast food joint?
Wendy's > BK > McDonald's
death.
Wendy's. I'll take two Double Stacks, a large order of fries, and a Coke.
/k/ here, that looks like a pissant pellet gun. I draw my concealed carry Deagle brand Deagle and shoot you in the face. Then I go to Chipolte.
BK has the best fries
Burger King, unless Wendy's still has those black bean burgers.
Pull the trigger faggot, I'll be at the Arby's in Heaven.
But between the 3
Wendys
Dave's Double
Medium Natural Cut Fries
Large Sprite from fountain.
God help you if I find any fucking ice in my Sprite.
>Burger King
>black bean burgers
Spotted the vegetarian.
Wendy's double cheeseburger with a small fry and soda pls
mcdonalds
10 mcdoubles
Because I feel milk goes well with chili (as well as cookies), and I probably drink enough sugary drinks as it is.
This springs to mind.
Wendy's
4 for 4 deal. Ez pz
why do these head-massage things count as sex toys? every sex shop has them, am i using it wrong?
Let's go to BK then senpai, I like whoppers. Tell me some cool murder stories.