ITT: Post your shitty pseudonyms

peter iudaeulus

what about dicky succor?

user

Vetti

Donald Poblano

Deendu Noffen.

B.J. Spits

Maven Raster Alice. I wear Vinchas.

Tip Tappers
Vance Mudgeman
Cara Carabowditbowdit

Lydia Toscati

Richard Bachman

Adolf Hitler Jr

Roberto Pinchas

Johannes de silentio

D. Arc. M

sequel when?

Edy H. Maston

emily cuntight

Roger Nuss

Pseudoerasmus

LeBron James

Peter Ian Staker

Hannalore Annelise

H K Bergdahl

hanzade bir

Thomas Pynchon

Original Poster

The shittiest.

Anita Hanjaub

I would make fun of you in public if you told me that was your name. "Analwhore Onmuhknees? what?"

Roberto Janjardo

JAMESJOYCE COCKFUCKER

>his pseudonym isn't a Chinese female name

Do you even want to get published?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Derrick_Hudson

Surpreme Goldsmith

Alewis Liddoll

>After a poem of mine has been rejected a multitude of times under my real name, I put Yi-Fen's name on it and send it out again. As a strategy for "placing" poems this has been quite successful for me. The poem in question ... was rejected under my real name forty (40) times before I sent it out as Yi-Fen Chou (I keep detailed submission records). As Yi-Fen the poem was rejected nine (9) times before Prairie Schooner took it. If indeed this is one of the best American poems of 2015, it took quite a bit of effort to get it into print, but I'm nothing if not persistent.

based

Mike Hunt

Lonn Willn

Conrad Cromwell.

It is magnificent. Not Jewish, but Jewish enough to honour my ancestors.

Patricia N.

Thomas Pinch

Elena Ferrante

Stephan Roi

kek

Din Du Nuffin

Anonymous

Mustapha Mond

Joe Spat

Biff Reynolds

Patrician True

Atticus Hammersmith