Does he have any actual potential? There's no way he's completely meritless

Does he have any actual potential? There's no way he's completely meritless.

He's based.

Who would win in a fight, John Green or Nicholas Sparks?

Why is it inconceivable that the YA author has no merit?

He's just as bad as a million other authors, no one would notice if he died and someone started writing using his name. So not completely meritless, but close.

DFW wrote him after the publication of Looking for Alaska and they wrote on and off up until Wallace's death. Presumabely there was coaching by Wallace on Green's works like Paper Towns, Katherines, etc.

Source?

It's in Every Love Story Is a Ghost Story (page unknown) Green has some his letters published. Wallace was the direct inspiration for Paper Towns as the text deals with the evasion of actual sincerity due to the navigation of irony in the attempts at "true sincerity" that the main love interest Margot tries to espouse.

I can maybe see that, Abundance of Katherine's was trying so hard to be smart. Couldn't read more than ten pages in it was so bad.

Assuming he does have potential, so what? He can keep writing books at the same quality level and still get the rave reviews he's always had. So even if he had the potential to be Joyce 2.0, he won't because he doesn't have the drive to be any better than he is now.

nigga u have not read every love story is a love story have you? green is not mentioned at all. ever. not even as a fucking color

>wallace coached green
not surprised desu

His job is to demoralise the whiteman and make their women turn against them to lower birthrates in the west and force every white country to open their borders due to labour shortage and ageing population.

>be the short-lived darling of fickle lit critics
>be loved and adored genuinely by teens

Hmm. What a choice.

Little did he know a handful of posters on an anonymous image board would skewer his wicked plans!

are you sure?

lol this better be fake

Hardly.

turns out virginia woolf is a mansplaining misogynist, who knew

>The thing Alaska did next scared and shocked and surprised me in a way nothing had ever ever scared or shocked or surprised me until that moment, a moment which lasted no longer than one sharp intake of breath but one I have no doubt will last my entire life. She said 'I love you'. Not 'You're cool' or 'I had a really fun time' or 'Do you always kiss like that?' I love you. As in 'I, Alaska Young, love you, Miles Halter'. As in 'I Alaska Young have not only noticed that you Miles Halter exist but I positively adore the fact that you do'. I exhaled. Alaska did too and for the first time I realized she was as scared as I was of admitting the way she felt. I stepped forward and held her hips. 'Are you sure?' I asked. 'I think so!' she replied, smiling. I must have pushed her backwards because just then her body nudged the lightswitch and the room became as dark as my life was without Alaska in it. Laughing, she slipped out of my grasp and disappeared somewhere inside the room. I reached out like a blind man searching for the object that might grant him sight. Truly, I was Looking for Alaska.

That is the most hilarious trait to assign to women because it's so completely vague and meaningless
>Of course women are intelligent! They just kinda seem intelligent, you know? They have that feminine mystique

>“I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it!”
What did he mean by this

...

>That caption under the photo

A+++

Please, stop, let poor Dave rest

Jesus fucking Christ even the opening sentence is vomit-inducing

>carrier piegon

Edgiest translation award?

> fuck the stars

Fy faen...

Hvorfor er sånt lov?

Is it just me or is the grammar throughout that paragraph completely fucked?

"Fuck fate" actually.

va tusan

you have been rused

This never happened. I invite anyone to find me a source because I actually fell for it and looked

See

they are memeing you, friend

that's slashfiction by someone else, surely