The great debate

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FART HARDER

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Melville beats Joyce and makes it look easy.

>this is what burgers seriously tell themselves

ftfy

Put Tolstoy on the place of Joyce and maybe we might have a debate.

>he doesn't have the attention span to read Melville

Here we go

ftfy too

melville is one of my favorites actually, but
>Melville beats Joyce and makes it look easy.
just reeks of impotent burger rage and jealousy

Literally who?

>I disagree with someone so they must be jealous

>The Irish when they realized the great modernist novel was written 70 years before Ulysses

Fun Fact: James Joyce considered one of these writers to be his favourite.

just cause he was a narcissist doesn't mean we have to hold it against him desu

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"Which book would you take to a deserted island?"

Joyce: "I would like to answer Dante, but the Englishman would get it because he's richer."

YOU ARE NOT EVEN TRYING.

Fuck.

Fuuuuuuuck.

Still Shakespeare, though.

literally the same writor

Oh some irrelevant frog meme, I thought it was a serious English writer I was not aware of