How do I maximize my chances of getting cancer within just a few months? It has to be achieved via legal methods only.
How do I maximize my chances of getting cancer within just a few months? It has to be achieved via legal methods only
Smoke entire packs at once, multiple times a day? Like a little contraption that lets you drag on multiple cigarettes in one go.
Melt plastic and inhale it
open up a couple smoke detectors and eat the contents
order some nucleotide-intercalating-dyes like ethidium bromide or propidium iodide
expose yourself to lots of formaldehyde vapors
Noice work M8. Knows his stuff. Here, have a Grebe.
>Pancreatic cancerfag finally realised that he didn't have pancreatic cancer. But has already fucked his life up beyond recognition think he'd be dead before the end of April.
kek
live in a tanning bed
Prepare all of your meals in microwaved styrofoam and eat it from the styrofoam. For more rapid results also eat the styrofoam
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roll around in radioactive material every day
Puke on an empty stomach then let your esophagus regenerate. Do this a few times and you have esophagian cancer
Make microwavable popcorn everyday, and as soon as it's done open the bag and inhale the fumes. Instant popcorn lung.
Kek, my first thought when I read OP
smoking, tanning booths, bananas, fly repeatedly
Think real hard, your body will adapt by growing a brain tumour.
visit Chernobyl on "official business"
eat non-organic fruits and vegetables. Eat red meat and don't fall for the cigarettes meme. People smoke all their lives and dont get cancer.
Fucking eat your smoke detector.
All of us have cancer. Cancer forms (mutations form) when there is insufficient O2. Too much O2 isn't good either.
Keep going to doctors for various cancers. Sooner or later they'll find at least one.
Incorrect. Back to med school.
thyroid cancer, not pancreatic
Large doses of radiation is your best bet
Smoking tobacco causes cancer because combusting the tobacco coated in addictive carcinogencs causes chemical breakdown to gaseous form which resolidifies in the lungs as heavy metals which experience half life slowly
that's why smokers get lung cancer after like 30 years of chain smoking