I met Michio Kaku. How fucking jealous are you Veeky Forums?

I don't know, but he was already mad when he walked into our store and before I even asked him for a pic. I'm pretty sure I even heard him mutter some racial slurs under his breath, but I still had to ask him for a pic.

Because he was BTFO by the em drive

Francis Crick stole my bike

What kind of racial slurs? to whom?

I don't know who he was talking about, but I'm 99% sure he said something like "bitch niggress". Don't quote me on that though, as I said, he said it under his breath and it's not like I was on top of him listening.

Bitch Nigresss ROFL. Were there any black women working there op?

can tell OP is American because he's fucking fat haahaha

Literally who?

2, but I don't think he was referring to them

That makes sense. I saw Michio Kaku at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his brane shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like twenty-six Calabi-Yau Manifolds in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any string infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

No way. I also met him at a grocery store. I asked him for a picture and as we posed I could barely make out what he was muttering. It sounded like he was saying "the jews did this" or something. I wasn't sure what he was talking about, but I do remember a mixed-race couple walking past us while we were taking the picture. I shook his hand before I left and as I walked away he was stomping his feet maniacally. You could tell something pissed him off that day.

It's ok if you don't believe me, I wouldn't believe that he's a racist either if I hadn't heard it myself

why would i be jealous of a manlet?

You met a nut job, big whoop.

I want redditurds to leave. Go worship your popsci degenerates elsewhere.

Is that you, John?

I met him months ago when he came to speak at my uni. was a pretty cool guy.

god i love this fucking pasta

> the possibility that Michio Kaku might lurk or even post on /pol/

pretty fucking jelous, OP!

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He looks really annoyed with you. Also, lose some weight fatty.

Did you get to touch his quantum skeleton?

this pasta still gives chills

I'll give you a "lol" Since I know you're waiting for it.

I met Albert Einstein. How fucking jealous are you Veeky Forums?

im probably taking the bait but you're an idiot

I met myself. How jealous are you?

How much does he charge for pictures?

That's fucking nothing dude.

One time Michio Kaku was doing some work at NASA when I was an astronaut. He enjoyed being there, I guess. He would always hot-mic and you could hear everything he said to everyone. He once told the director to get him a coffee and then just kept chanting "coffee, coffee, coffee" until it was given to him. He then dumped it on an intern and asked for a cup of sugar. It was given.

Anyway, one of the other lads in the ISS was going to do a space walk. Kaku was very interested in this and kept looking at the feed and I could hear him shoving the specialist out of the way. She kept saying, "sir, this is my job I know what I'm doing." He proceeded to gurgle out non-words like he was underwater. He said something in Japanese very seriously. The line broke on the lad doing the walk and he slowly drifted away. Seriously, everything fucking broke after he spoke Japanese. We could not get to him and he drifted. I heard Kaku, in the most serene and macabre voice I've ever witnessed anyone use, say, "he has been claimed by the void." It freaked me out a little bit, and everyone at control was silent. He mumbled a little bit more, cleared his throat, and hummed as he audibly stomped away.

We should have nuked them all.

I like the polish accent.

Nah way!

Can you guys stop shitting up my thread? I just wanted to post a cool picture and brag a little bit. If you don't believe that I met him or that he said a racist thing then ok, fine, but you don't have to spam copypasta.

>stop shitting this thread up
>it's supposed to be about me! ME!

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