Surely you do not like these. They may as well have been made out of wood, that is what they taste like

Surely you do not like these. They may as well have been made out of wood, that is what they taste like.

You're right, I don't like them.

Not a big fan of the regular ones. Yogurt pretzels on the other hand..

I don't like them but if they're there, I'll eat them.

>made out of wood
I actually had this thought about almonds. It really feels like eating wood, delicious fucking wood though

>It really feels like eating wood
In a sense you are.

I never actively search and eat them, but if I've had a few beers already with another one in my hand, a bowl of salted pretzels placed in front of me may as well be a gift from god.

I will occasionally snack on them if I have a good mustard in the house though.

Nope.

Please go on

These are amazing, and I love eating them.

Make Pretzels Great Again!

I miss the old bags.

These are dripping in oil. nasty

Do yourself a fuckin' favor - shitty pretzels and Dijon is dope

Why do pretzels and mustard go so well together?

That's why you cover them in toffee and chocolate

I thought that only worked with the fresh bread type pretzels?

I'm sure you know all about eating wood, don't you, OP?

>Thing I don't like becomes palatable when coated in fat and sugar.

no shit retard. Novel fucking input.

Tiny, twisted hummus vehicles. Mmm.

Only pretzels worth eating.

pretzel sticks with peanut butter is a nice snack if you're trying to keep your calories down

>bread
>peanut butter
>keep calories down

It's like you're literally retarded

...

Is this suppose to prove me wrong? 130 calories for 30g of food is extremely high for someone trying to keep their calories down. You are retarded.

But... that's what makes them so good.
Along with the MSG and flavor powder. It adds back what is sorely lacking in pretzels.

>"I'll prove him right, that'll show him."

samefag

fagfag

With the right cheese dip even these kinds of pretzels are GOAT.

The Rolld Gold cheddar flavored ones are even better though.

An almond is wood in the same way that sand is a window.

Hear hear, man! I prefer the cheddar or the jalapeno ones and also miss the old packaging. They also act as great soup croutons.

I love me some Rolls Gold pretzels, I could kill a whole family bag by myself.

Struggle is all the salt is so bad for you.

you're eating flour and salt. Doesn't that make you a tad constipated? If I'm going to eat something, It's not going to be pretzels. Just saying.

The sour/bitter taste of mustard contrasts with the salty taste of pretzels.

Nah, but then again I don't have a shitty digestive system.