I want to make a drinking game based on steve1989MREinfo videos. I thought of some stuff but I need more suggestions...

I want to make a drinking game based on steve1989MREinfo videos. I thought of some stuff but I need more suggestions. So far I have take a drink when:

>he says "nice"
>he puts too much or too little water in something
>he says "truly decadent"
>the chocolate hasn't bloomed
>he spills some shit
>he puts a mask on
>he talks about how foul something is then eats it

you would be shitfaced in about 11 seconds

>let's get this out onto a tray

Why are these people interested in mre and buying them and eating them?

>mentions the cigs are dry

Military circlejerking, basically.
I highly doubt anybody who actually served would be interested in vintage MREs after having to practically live off the fucking things anytime they're not at a FOB.

I'd like to make a Cooking with Jack game where any time some youtube faggot tries to viral advertise on Veeky Forums you have to take a drink

it'd be Nice...
yeah, cool...
see ya

>When he says 'mmmm!' as a response to something tasting horrific.

I stumbled on this autistic fucker a while ago. I can't believe I watched 3 hours of a guy opening up old ass MRE's and eating them.

I should probably clarify, take a sip of beer every time

I am flattered you think I am stebe

Take a drink every time he eats something older than he is.

it's like ASMR but nice

>thats pretty good

>wow
>rancid (if its an old mre)

When he says "truly decadent" in that low voice I get triggered. It's not truly decadent it is processed shit stuffed into cans and sealed packages designed to last years. Most look and taste like shit.

just drink continuously the whole time his videos are on

if you experience brain death, you win

Steve needs to eat more MREs from WWII

>every jump cut

>when he mentions the hiss or lack thereof

when he says that he will add an item to his collection

>he says rancidity
>says that he regrets eating something and then eats it some more
>says that something is the best thing he's had in a ration

> Any time he mentions fats specifically going rancid

Fuck, I hate that I subbed to that channel, I am kind of into the videos. They're comfy as fuck.

>he doesnt like the hiss

KEWL

>hasn't bloomed

then basically never

For newer rations
>right off the bat
>undertones/overtones
>lightly [adjective]
>sweet
>tangy
>creamy
>rich
>smooth
>savory
>bursting with flavor
>amazing
>that is the best (x) I've ever had in an MRE
>not bad
>oh wow/oh yeah
>that looks pretty good

>oh wow/oh yeah
>that looks pretty good

Fuck, I read that in his voice

black people were a mistake