/smg/ - Stock Market General

yurop JUST edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures


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im so fucked, lost 20k in 2 days because of this shit

holding

>AMD 25%
>MU 50%
>STM 20%
>INTC calls for may (These are doing OK)

waiting for a nice MU pullback to 50 then it's to the moon from there

TVIX Going down!

We might be heading back to 7. All TQQQ'd up.

Bought MU calls for apr 06. How much money am I going to make/lose today? Lol

Here we go senpai.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What are markets doing recently?
Portfolio went up 2% yesterdy and down 2% today

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buy ALT

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what's it doing?

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Blowing Shorts out of the water ese

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make that 4%

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BULL TRAP

Notice TVIX didnt gap down huge like Monday, it just faded a bit. I don't think the markets done selling yet.

Good morning!

Fat cats for fat gains, I feel green today

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What is good about this moring?
Everything in red, except the stocks i shorted. Is this real life?

It's full of robinhooders that don't know what TVIX is It's gonna drop like a rock when evey one takes profit in unison.

Thoughts about gazprom stocks?

russian gas distribution
government highly involved
big demand in europe
putin will take care

sanctions again russia will takes this thing down and it will be fine in the longterm

Dunno, I just feel good today

>ALT
Bigfagguy got someone with that one already

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I'm feeling a small correction up of like 0.5% today to account for panic selling then a continuing decline. Things aren't doing great, but a 2% drop on the S&P is unwarranted.

youtube.com/watch?v=faa4N0LdiTU

Morning all!

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after last weeks losses especially on friday everybody predicted a panic selling on monday but it went up 2%
Markets dont make sense atm, everything is fucking fucked

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It's time

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AQMS about to gap open. Not enough volume though.

>AMD
Hope you bought that at around $9, if you bought at $10.75-11+ you should probably sell now since the dip isn't over

Im so red i may as well not buy that Ferrari.
Dont really care though, only missing the instant ego boost, all my stocks were bought on the dip side compared to the previous year's highs.

Can only go up in the next few months.

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be a good goy and buy tons of gold

I feel this is an overblown P/E meme, the way it took that nose dive it really wants to test 7.

You're right on that point. At least S&P futures are up.

Oh would you look at that, Dow futures up exactly 100 points. Wonder what happens next.

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Hey Stocknoob,
Mondays never matter, Tuesdays does.
You know this if you ever worked on the floor in your life.

Oh, we've got ourselves a fucking NYSE floor trader.

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the dow will never go below 23800 ever again

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cnbc.com/2018/03/28/final-reading-on-us-q4-gdp-is-up-2-point-9-percent-vs-2-point-7-percent-growth-expected.html

The coming hours will be CRITICAL to the US stock market !

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GO UP ALREADY!

>tfw didnt buy military stocks

I really should know better. These guys will start WW3 just to get a bonus on their quarterlies.

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Corporate profits were less than expected, along with wholesale inventories being higher than expected. I think that's why a big upward movement didn't gain much traction.

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*Corporate profits increased less than expected.

floor trader-sama
how the fuck do i get that job?
is there no other option than to live in shitcago?
i dont wanna live in shitcago, but working at cboe looks like it would be the shit

Damn
I talked to someone here about the M&A craze in biotech
Today, 2 potential deals :
- partnership betweeb Bluebird and Celgene
- Takeda buying Shire

But do keep in mind that the tax changes only came into effect in like January, I think. We'll probably see their impact in 2018's Q1 earnings, but not 2017's Q4 corporate profits.

Will alt go up today?

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the fuck happened here?

no m8 you got scammed. and worse, you got scammed into buying this POS when the entire market is prepped for the bear

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if you HAD to pick a tech stock to go long right now, what would you pick

for me? ORCL

What would you buy then?

puts on tech faggotry

Facebook.
But im talking 1-2 years long.

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FB bullcase :
instead of apologizing, they use the data they gathered and blackmail everybody into subscribing their services by paying

TSLA will be 40 within a year

Really makes you think.

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excellent observation
elon doesnt actually do anything. but people LOVE giving him money whenever he comes up with some new fancy idea that wont be ready for production for another 15 years. that stock is where it is entirely on the back of massive speculation.

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Yeah, Facebook is finished.

HOL UP
when were those sales from?
hes pulling out 65 mill at the same time as hes under suspicion of insider shit? what in the flying fuck is he thinking

absolute madman is Jumping ship kek

Don't know if I should open a 100x short on FB.

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except he declared his intention to sell many months in advance

im rolling my puts, thats for sure

im suspicious that he knew this was coming for months honestly. as soon as eric schmidt stepped down, i knew something was up. if i know, you can be damn sure zuck knows.

Dis nigga has been selling all along, not a Single buy transaction.

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You gotta be careful with fanatics

It is stated in TSLA 10-K that Musk is not devoting himself to the company
So a bullcase might be that he declared publicly devoting 100% to TSLA
Besides, since everybody and their mothers have been shorted TSLA, I wouldn't touch this crowded trade

That's enough meming Europe. The big boy markets are about to open

do you have any pictures of how far back hes been selling off big chunks like that? with dates?

good point. but they are next on my kill list. elon look out

if TSLA losses access to the bond market in any significant way there's a real chance they go under

they burn through so much cash the US gov is jealous

Holy shit
(((Zuckerberg)))

No

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dumping overpriced myspace shit to stupid sheeples

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if you feel bad about your holdings, at least you don't own EDGE, good ole 85% gapdown

Yes, this has been the arguments of TSLA bears for ages
And it is totally sensible
But TSLA has been defying logic and common sense for such a long time that my scenario wouldn't surprise me one bit

why dont you just go to finviz and look for yourself

yeah what was the stat on that? like a million dollars every 5 minutes? it might even be more ridiculous than that, i have no idea

either way it looks like the dons got his sights set on fucking with bezos. AMZN is next.

didnt know you could see that shit on finviz senpai. i just use it as a scanner from time to time when im not at my computer

I hope.

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Brace for impact, less than 1 min remaining

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I think he pledged to donate a majority of his wealth to charity. I think that is why he sells so regularly.

Assuming he is actually giving it away and did not simply pull out in advance of eventual legal battles Facebook would face.

I don't intend to defend him in any ways, I strongly dislike (((him))) and (((face)))book.

Prepare for the worst day in stock market history

>drug fails
>its all ogre

Glad i avoided the biotech meme.

>he pledged to donate a majority of his wealth to charity
>a jew
>married to a female chink creatura

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Dropping like a rock

where put money?

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under your mattress

or just buy SQQQ

Opened 2 points up, now at 6.

No happening for you, yet.

I hope you niggers took a look at UAVS

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BUY BUY BUY

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short eur/usd, long dow if drops 5-10% more

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my brother

my fellow dollar bull

the rates are going UP

the equities are going DOWN

the dollar will come out on top

nope

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>the dollar will come out on top

No sweetie, Bitcoin will.

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that would be fine with me

>dropping like a stone already
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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IT'S ANOTHER DUMP AHHHH

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BULLKEKS BTFO

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looks like the retest the low fags were right

>Literally bought BABA at ATH

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WHAT THE FUCK

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