Food gore thread? Food gore thread

Saw this on Facebook a while back

How is this gore?

its fucking ketchup on bananas

For me it's the McMold

So? It's just deconstructed this.

>The first night a nigger family moves into a section 8 house

That hand is way to white to be holding anything like that

Oddly, I have a taste for this. Mom always matched scrambled eggs and ham with bananas when I was little. Sometimes the ketchup I put on my eggs got on the bananas. Really not that bad.

Hey.

Why did Jack do his nails for this video?

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why the fucking milk?

Because cheese be milk too.

I know its generic with low grade ingredients, but what's the big issue with this? It's mediocre but how is this "gore"?

> "Cooking"
> Mixing industrial canned condiments and junk food together
Americans...

>because cheese be milk too

I had to read this twice to make sure

I saw this posted on Veeky Forums a very, very long time ago.

> Yes, I'll take a vase of pasta bolognese

How to be sure you haven't done the dishes

i saw the picture first and thought those were cornbread sandwiches. i've got a mouth boner

I don't think that person is shooting for authenticity for you snobby faggot. Do you think japs give a shit about "authentic" pizza? No.

Thats not food gore.

You are right. Here is another dish by the same cook.

pretty patties

holy shit

notice the lack of wedding ring

There's only one person fit for jack.

and another

that first steak (?) looks raw as he takes it off the grill

Why waste all that time to make something so devoid of nutrition? If that's your thing, nuke a hot pocket and be done with it...or slap some cheese over some Cheetos and nuke for a minute and slather is sauce...

why be such a sperg about nutrition?

>phone/tablet inexplicably put into empty styrofoam tray meat was in
this got me

probably tastes pretty decent desu

What do you think of this?

yea same

Are you implying this man is not careful around raw meat?

Seriously. Have some standards

If you work in the industry, you will meet women like this every so often

why are so many female bartenders covered in tattoos?

>ketchup on fucking bananas
dude...

That looks pretty juicy

Who is this?

Ja/ck/

If that is an acceptable quality of food to you, you sincerely need to fucking kill yourself you fat piece of shit.

I can never get over the way he just kind of jostles food instead of actually fucking stirring it.
It's legitimately worse than his fucking food to me

Why haven't I ever seen him posted here yet?

I mean this is the food and cooking board after all!

I'd eat that shit of it wasn't so burnt on the edges, the edges are my favorite part of any kind of bake.

>It's not tainted meat,it's painted meat!

Jack never fails to impress.

>has never seen jack

I envy you, I envy your innocence and naivety

this one always pissed me off

What's particularly wrong here, beyond him splashing it like a retard and using too much oil??

the oil is too cold, it should have started bubbling the moment it came in contact with the meat

>too cold
and yet you can see it smoking

>people unironically trying to nitpick defend Jack

I get that you don't want to see someone get gang beaten, but he has it coming, outing yourself as inept won't excuse him at all

>but you can still enjoy those pancakes, hey looks as good as I make them

THE OIL ISNT HOT FFS

Nah man I just don't cook steaks at all and wanted to know how to not fuck up when I inevitably have to, not trying to defend anything he does

so you like chicken?

he was throwing in the towel. all that meat went into the garbage

this is a troll free zone

is he unable to bbq?

no

lol is that a fucking hubcap

has he ever overcooked anything?

>piss grill dogs

mmm, tastes sooo good

Those are kosher dogs, the best on the market

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>doesn't just cut it in half to get a flat surface
>just keeps trying

WHYYYYY

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>a potato slicing a potato

no questions
only dreams now

>cut it in half
then it'd be even harder you idiot

he is so afraid of oil lmao who has the one where he's deepfrying chicken and kinda tosses it into the oil and it splashes everywhere?

it's rare but everyone makes mistakes

no it wouldnt you knob, you put the flat side down so it doesnt slide all over the place

this one?

for what purpose?

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because he can, man

this needs some of The Best Salsa You Will Ever Taste before it is truly edible

haha

To be fair of all the stupid shit you can lambast ja/ck/ for, clumsily handling the retarded tools he's bought specifically to review isn't really one of them. Showing the public how awkward dumb gimmicky unitaskers like that are is, at least to some degree, something one could consider a service, which is more than you can say about the rest of his shit.

better?

not just for egg beggs anymore

Thank you, I need more awful food gore like this

>your duel wielding skill has increased to 59

if you put the flat side down how the fuck are you going to cut it???genious

well yes, except if you are reviewing consumer products and make no effort to actually use them as intended then it isn't really of any value to anyone except those who would likewise buy a product and not read how to use it before breaking it while trying to brute force a gadget

They aren't all useless, but for the most part his item reviews are just a moneygrab and display of ineptitude. Strangely the ones he seems to get paid to do he actually uses correctly though, or maybe I'm a cynic and making up jacklore

>that little bit of salsa diarrhea at the beginning

but wait, there is more!

fuck off troll

this is how my mother likes her burgers