Ok so its like 2am and i want a grilled cheese but i dont have bread or cheese so im using english muffins cheese dip...

go back to tumblr

honestly i dont think it would even pass for food in africa

>Those fingers
I'm guessing 250-280, around 5'4?

actually 180/5'6 so not as bad as you said but still pretty bad desu

If that were a cheese I liked, or perhaps any cheese that wasn't liquid at room temperature, and I were drunk or stoned, that looks like it would hit the spot.

You have very feminine fingers

150lb/6ft male and im fat as fuck :^ )

thanks

How do you live with yourself? Just end yourself now. Do it. Take a knife and stick it in your fat neck

>implying you have the strength to get through the wall of flab

Try it anyway cunt, you won't be missed. Live stream it, I could jack off over a pig getting stuck, if you know what I'm saying.

thats my fetish

Is the fat bitch dead? Bet she does anal. All fat bitches do anal.

eww, fat people have incontinence issues

yes im dead now

Shame Veeky Forums takes away xif data or we could all go gang rape the disgusting obese mess then feast on her fat for weeks.

4 a.m. here. I'm hungry as fuck. would eat because that's better than anything I could whip up.

I have to add. I can't fucking cook. I just come to Veeky Forums to admire and wish I could eat everything in the pictures I see.

Can we have a hawaiian bbq?

How are you not able to make that?

You seriously want to rape a fat chick and eat her fat?.

kys. Not even kidding.

Oh, look, it's another attention whore thread turning sideways and everyone calling you fat.

Because I can't. I suck at cooking. I'm that bad. My thing is computers. You ever see a person that doesn't know how to open a web page?. I'm like that when it comes to food. I can't even cook rice. It burns.

put cheese sauce on your fingers and post pics

Oh, well ill explain how you can easily eat like our fatty op.
>lay 5 strips of bacon on paper towel.
>place another paper towel on top
>microwave on high for 5 minutes
>toast muffin an top with cheese and bacon

I'm too impatient for all that. I'm sure I literally COULD do it if I had to but with all the options I have I'd rather not waste my life making shit. I'd rather pay. People could learn to fix their own pc's but they choose to pay me to do it.

Great, now I'm hungry for grilled cheese but I can't have any because my microwave is broken.

>I can do this one thing
>too stupid and lazy to try something else

Get your head out or your ass, just because you can fix a computer doesn't mean shit. I can fix a computer, shit a fucking 12 year old can fix a computer. Fact is that humans are supposed to be able to do any number of things instead of specialize in one shit thing that isn't even impressive.

>he microwaves his grilled cheese sandwiches

Are you fucking stupid. I didn't say fixing computers made me Albert Einstein or whoever it was that discovered electricity. I'm saying it is where I choose to devote my time and I sacrifice learning in other areas. Everyone does this.

I hope you grow a brain. If you're trolling 7/10. I was triggered.

>has time to shit post on Veeky Forums
>doesn't have the time to learn how to make a fucking sandwich

I have the time.

I don't WANT to use it to cook or learn to cook.

Not sure how much more I can break it down. I just can't.

>has time to shitpost on Veeky Forums
>doesn't have time to manufacture his own hardware

Not the user you replied to but...

>I don't WANT to use it to cook or learn to cook.
>on Veeky Forums.org/ck/ - Food and Cooking

Then don't bitch about shit you don't intend to change. Go download some more RAM or something, Mr. Cumputerfixer

Get the fuck off of this board.

I'm the one who posted this I like to look at the pictures. Looks really good. Ever heard of porn? people go to websites to look at stuff they like. I like looking at food and here is a lot of good pictures.

When did I bitch? and was it to you?. Follow your own advice and get the fuck out of this thread if you don't like OP or me.

fight me

Oh sure like food porn.

I do that with liveleak snuff films so I get where you're coming from desu

>if you don't like OP or me

Either someone is defending his fat whale girlfriend or you're two fat friends shitting up this board looking for attention from betas. Tough to tell because both make sense judging by your defensiveness.

A lot of times when I'm hungry I just Google search foods and hit the high resolution ones. Mouth watering. I just stare and my stomach is hungry and I actually like remembering the taste. I think my stomach actually gets more satisfaction by being tempted than actually being fed and shut up.

Yeah, totally.

A lot of times when I'm horny I just livestream search cartel murders and hit the high resolution ones. Mouth watering. I just stare and my cock is leaking precum and I actually like remembering the feeling of taking a human life. I think my cock actually gets more satisfaction by being tempted than actually being fed and shut up.

Have you ever gone to Bestgore?. They got some pretty good stuff. Not really HD but pretty hardcore.

Seen it all

It's hard finding new stuff but thank KEK for the cartels. They pump out enough new and interesting stuff to keep demons at bay

Have you ever been to .onion sites?

I've heard of this, is this the mysterious mary anne's trench? Don't you need a quantum combobulator to access that? I heard only the CIA has access to something like that.

nope. regular pc is all you need. VPN is suggested but not needed. Look up "Tor" and install it.

Don't do it user. Don't pierce the veil.

Once you go down the rabbit hole and see the world for what it REALLY is behind the scenes you can never turn back.

Just live your happy surface web life and be thankful to haven't seen what I have seen humans do to other humans.

Some people believe in demons, or in a supernatural force of evil. But I know that's just absurd escapism.

Mankind doesn't need the influence of a Devil to be truly evil.

>and be thankful to haven't seen what I have seen humans do to other humans

Uhmmm. Most people on the surfaceweb have seen that stuff.

>seen it
>paid for it
>ordered it off a menu like a fresh pizza

Very different things

>paid for it

I guess you're talking about seriously, no joking around, true underground "snuff" films.

I guess that shit is out there, but can't see it being that much more different than the shit available online except that it's longer and the fact that you KNOW it's an original experience and maybe the dude's are still out there might get your dick harder. I can see that. Plus you paying for it and being a part of the demand for that market may also add to the experience.

But if you're paying for it then that falls out of the realm of just visiting .onion sites and you really are maybe breaking some kind of law.

If you do that you're REALLY fucked up. In the realm of actual child molesters and people that have REAL cp. I've heard stories of shit like that but damn. I wouldn't want to be on a jury seeing that shit and being that close.

...

top ZOZ

Me everytime I cook without a recipe.

cookies

>Nails

Are you a she(male)?

eggs and shit

mixture is too thicc

still thicc af but hurts to keep stirring so fuck it

I'm glad you at least admit your failure, rather than stubbornly pretend it's good like many anons tend to do.

mmm this sandwich has such depth i can taste the despair and human tears and they complement each other so well

>there are seriously people on this board that gang up on people for their FINGERS of all things
Jesus

fuck

fuck these arent cookies

im scared

wtf theres bubbles now

Show me those sausage fingers op

i accidentally made cake and wtf are the bubbles

LITERALLY INEDIBLE FUCK

>of course a fat woman can't cook

you are embarassing us, op

yeah fuck this cake cookie shit

im not using a recipe and im having to substitute so much shit its almost a different set of ingredients entirely try this shit and youll fail too

Why don't you make something you actually have the ingredients for

i dont have the ingredients for anything

go eat a stick of fried butter and die, ham

love you too

Show us your cleavage fatty boom batty

Pls respond

Can you be my fatty gf pls?

deep breaths, user.

woah dude that sounds really fucked up and dark and cool

get the fuck OUT

no thanks senpai
no am female(female)
no sorry taken

Is he a fatty too? Do you ever feel scared that he'll leave you for a thin girl?

Is your boyfriend a feeder?

Like has he ever put a funnel in your mouth and poured melted ice cream into while rubbing your belly

that was a little too specific

I seen it on a british feeder documentary. Some American girl was been feed melted ice cream through a fucking garden hose by her boyfriend

amerisharts were a mistake

no thats fucking disgusting and im not spherical wtf

>Fatties are so fucking gross show us how fat you are

You have something you want to share with us user?

He said he wanted to vomit. Are you retarded?

Holy fuck that looks absolutely Disgusting.
This is not cheese for christ sake.

yeah its pretty trash i thought it might be good but it just tasted like vomit