User, this is so much better than the stuff you cook at home!

>user, this is so much better than the stuff you cook at home!
How do you respond?

Alternatively, is there any guilty pleasure restaurant dish that you would choose over your own cooking?

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is that a minnie mouse cosplayer? She looks like a younger cheaper lexi belle

Just a girl who likes Mexican food.

uhhh but I don't cook lol

Tell her SHUTUP in a joking manner, and then both enjoy eating mexican food together

i demand risque photographs

This is better than the stuff you cook at home, too. Let's eat out every night until we die.

Well, no one has ever said that to me, so I don't know how I'd respond. I'd probably just make a joke about it.
As far as guilty pleasure dishes that I would choose over my own cooking, that would involve things that I don't have the right equipment to make properly myself - like gyro meat, shawarma, whole hog bbq, sashimi (I can make sashimi easily, but I have to drive 40 miles to get to the nearest sashimi grade fish market). Or things that I don't have time to make at the moment.

I would hope someone who cooks 8 hours a day every day for a living is better than I am.

>risque photographs
There is way more than that

Do tell

I am intrigued thoroughly. You have captured my interest. Do go on and indulge me

Either stop playing dumb because it's not funny or just Google lexi belle and quit being a faggot who can't reverse search an image with the tools provided on this site

Wew lad. Reddit might suit you better.

Well no shit, they're professionals and this is way more expensive than my cooking but you're still getting spanked when we get home.

Not sure how his post is appropriate for Reddit.
Care to explain ?

[Autistic Screeching Intensifies]

...

Who? Me?

Le upset redditor

I've masturbated more to Lexi Belle than any other porn star.
>Lexi Belle
>Melanie Rios
>Luna C. Kitsuen
>Emma Mae

last night I was at jiujitsu practice and rolled with a 13 year old girl, and I learned some things about myself I didn't want to know. I got unbelievably turned on rubbing against her. something that has never happened with adult women

Gross.

As long as you aren't a child abuser or child abuse enabler I don't have a problem with what turns you on.

why does this broad have so many pics of her with food?

Is she about to vomit or something?

You don't like saving memories?

>Not turned on by adult women
So you're both a fagget and a pedo. Lovely.

it's not that I don't like adult women, but this body was just so much more supple and soft

Treading dangerous waters son. I'd turn the boat back.

You should lock these feelings up. Acting on them has the potential to ruin everything.

I understand you, user. That's one of the reasons why I don't like being around kids.

sounds hot. ask her out

fit lexi > fat lexi

You know, a lot of women lose their virginity around that age to older men

>user, this is so much better than the stuff you cook at home!
I know that people here like to think that all women are cunts but 98% of them would never say this sentence

>at least i can cook you dumb cunt.

I like to eat stuff i cant cook myself.

Wow... look at that low-pro phone. Is this 2010? I can't believe that she's wearing literal pajamas out on a date.... and sticking her tongue out like that! The wait staff no doubt have already spat in every dish on your table. That's what you get for bringing filthy swine to le restaurant!

>allowing yourself to be a better cook than your wife/gf

It isn't subtle enough. This is way too direct unless they just pride themselves on being Wonder Cunt.

>user, this is so much better than the stuff you cook at home!
My GF consistently tells me she would rather eat in than go out. Sorry if any other cu/ck/s can't cook.

id tell her she's welcome to find her way to the kitchen if she doesn't like what i make her. and if she doesn't like that, she can take her pretty little ass to the front door and go find somebody else willing to exchange their dignity for the chance to lay pipe in a gold-digging pretty vagina.

A luxury of the internet is watching your favorite pornstar's journey from fit to thicc

There's this lady who does cooking videos that looks like Lexi.

youtu.be/TpyUhoeL_EY

They may be the same weight but that's it.

kek

I hope you made enough for both of us user!

It's true.

The girl in front of Taco Belle there is something special.

Jenna sativa is a qt. she doesnt do hardcore tho

>any guilty pleasure restaurant dish that you would choose over your own cooking
There's this steak place in town that serves spectacular prime rib that's been really nicely aged and seasoned.
Whenever my family visits I make sure to take them there.

>Martha, it's time to visit user again.
>Oh, Harold, he always takes us to that restaurant with the colored waiters and funny smelling soap. Can we just have him visit us here?
>You know what the doctor said. user can't be exposed to different environments or he loses it. Just grin and bear it, my dear.

I could never make my own sushi so basically any sushi place > shit i could make

Never heard this because people actually respect me enough. Still the little touche are important, something restaurants do every time you might not be able to do every single time you cook something. For example I'm sure as hell not gonna buy a bottle of wine when I make a basic tomato sauce, also restaurants tend to use more salt than usual.

>this post

Oh it's that fat porn star who used to look okay except in the face.
Anyway, restaurants win 100% of the time. There's a reason they're making a business out of their cooking and you're not. It doesn't matter that it's oily and fatty, it tastes good.
I won't argue that you can't make something SIMILAR, but you'll waste more money trying to imitate it than the $19 you'd pay for a meal to be served to you without having to do your own dishes.

>autism