>YOUR PRIVATE KEY, NOW!!!
YOUR PRIVATE KEY, NOW!!!
uh...what's a private key?
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY STINKY LINKIES!
what's a private key?
how did you know that i like to shove my keys up my butthole? you're into that stuff, huh
why is he white?
I’m not really sure what a private key is..
D9NT MAKE ME
Because he’s intelligent enough to know where your bitcorns are stored
Lol who has only 1 wallet.
saged for being an idiot that doesn't have a wallet with 100$ of eth in it for this exact purpose.
And him a private key with 100 link i keep with myself
>He doesn't know of the one with btc
IT'S YOUR BITCOIN PASSWORD
NOW GET TO IT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING WE ALL REGRET
>NOW GET TO IT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING WE ALL REGRET
>"heh, i keep all my shitcoins on various exchanges, which require 2FA and other "security" bullshit just to transfer, now if you will excuse me i have cup ramen to eat, get the fuck out of my shack you stupid mugger"
seriously, only retards would buy a big house near city/suburban areas to signal that they are wealthy, because they end up living in fear that ONE DAY, they'll have to face a home invasion, which happens pretty much every day in america.
i have relatives who bought a McMansion in a wealthy suburb and they are constantly worried about break-in or car jacking...they have cameras installed, sliding doors and windows all blocked, its like they've made their own comfy prison. it's sad.
the smart thing to do if you're rich is to get a decent-sized farm, make sure the house on it looks nondescript like an adobo ranch-style barn, and just have weapons readily available.
anyone who wants to doubt me can look up crime stats and see that most break-ins where the family were killed happened in city or suburb areas. very unlikely to happen in the countryside. nogs and spics just won't drive out for 2 hours to target a random house in the mountains. plus they won't find anything inside becuase most "off the grid" people don't store wealth on their residence. any shitskin who broke in my current place right now would just find a bunch of sauerkraut and potatos.
PLZ DON'T HURT ME
>give him private key
>he checks and sees it's just a bunch of link
>eyes start watering, no one can be this stupid
>"WHERE'S THE REST??"
>that's it, I'm all in link. My linky stay stinky! 1k eoy
thinking those guys know how to use a computer kek
p.s. here's what happened to some rich faggot who was driving around in his luxury car, and ended up getting rekt and mugged. what a little pussy. this is why buying shit like lambos is a terrible idea unless you can defend yourself.
>the smart thing to do if you're rich is to get a decent-sized farm, make sure the house on it looks nondescript like an adobo ranch-style barn, and just have weapons readily available.
living the dream
Chill bro, chill
My mnemonic seed:
Veeky Forums link nignog Sminiem wojak gains whale manipulation Pepe anime noose buy high sell low faggot jew chink exit scam pajeet
4CHIN LINK NIGNOG WOJAK EMINEM... WAIT WAIT AGAIN
WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>uhhhh...capital N, k, 3, 0...capital H, hmmmmm, L
>20 minutes later
>any shitskin who broke in my current place right now would just find a bunch of sauerkraut and potatos.
top fucking kek why is this so funny
>YOUR PRIVATE KEY, NOW!!!
oh sweet summer child, you'll need much more than that. 5 passwords for different exchanges with their respective emails (and passowords), 2FA's placed on different phones, encrypted keystore files and chainlink wallet private key written in muh DNA. But i'll gladly hand over 1000 FUN!
>comes back a minute later
uhhh so the 10th one is zero or O?
idk it. here, just take my trezor instead
Seeth no plz
Fuck you shoot me
Let's not do anything hasty here, kid.
And what if I don't? You'll shoot me... I'll be dead and you'll be no closer to getting my key. What's the next step of your master plan?
>i forgot it.. teeheeee heehehee
> bullet in your face.
> now you're having a very bad day
> he runs away to do drugs and rob someone else
> the circle of life continues
>the smart thing to do is live in the middle of nowhere away from family, friends, nightlife and the conveniences of a modern city
Get a load of this idiot. Enjoy your countryside farm, tho.
PS - look into the South African farm murders. Rural whites are being targeted randomly by roaming niggers in SA for cold blooded murder and their government doesn't give a fuck. Extreme example but the idea that being isolated = safe from outside threats is naive.
Fine. Take what's left, biz bros. I'm out of this:
private key: 049bb603adbd99a8a00aeef83d2ceacc3f2958cd927f7295188ae43cbeb09df9
Not much left, but fuck it. I don't want it anymore.
Scam dont touch it Annons
B-binance just logs in when I open it
yes that's an extreme example but i get your point. however, what those white SA farmers are doing wrong is not having built strong communities with one another so that they can fend off these types of attacks.
you should know by now that not all "whites" get along, so these white SA farmers failed to really build strong networks with one another, and therefore they can get individually picked off.
you're also ignorant about the reality of SA, because a lot of these "random roaming niggers" are actually equipped with military tech like phone signal disrupters. are you so fucking naive that you think poor, malnourished african gangs have the guns and energy to go kill whites at night? no. they're doing it with the indirect help of the nigger SA gov't.
but go ahead and continue being an ignorant faggot. that's basically what most people on here do, arguing and jumping to conclusions instead of thinking deeply and looking into real facts.