Using oil to make scrambled eggs

>using oil to make scrambled eggs

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what if it tastes and cooks better, mr meme man?

I just use Pam.

Then what do you use?

I can't use Pam. It reminds me too much of my aunt Pamela who served jail time for her gougar-ing ways.

Butter

same here

just use the microwave you dummies, cooks them in a minute and there's no mess

>using vegetable oil for anything

leftover grease from the sausage/bacon

DELET THIS

I personally use a little milk, some cheese, some chili powder, white pepper, and a pinch of paprika.
Husband can't get enough of it.

>white pepper

it's called salt

Why white pepper specifically?

Whom are thou quoting?

I feel bad for laughing at this

>Husband can't get enough of it.

GOD DAMN IT. HERE IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BAIT POSTS

>dirty brown ass eggs

Because I like my food to taste like shit

It had never occurred to me to cook eggs in a microwave until a few years ago when some obese British guy told me to make them that way. I still prefer olive oil and a hot skillet.

That why you suck on your dad's ass when you aren't jumping into other people's conversations?

Oh, because eggs are whitish yellow, and I personally don't like seeing black speckles on the food I make, I don't mind using black pepper for darker meals. Sometimes I'll use white pepper for the eggs, and black pepper for the bacon/sausages.

My eggs always tasted terrible when I used olive oil. Oil is literally a meme, everyone on this board thinks you put it in everything. Use butter, retards.

No it's pepper that's light in color instead of black.

butter is just hardened oil you retard

>butter is oil
Uhh, no. Oil comes from plants dumbdumb.

Use canola oil. It's practically flavorless

>and I personally don't like seeing black speckles on the food I make

why....................

It reminds me of when my mom used to cook with left over bacon grease, and she'd usually burn the bacon......

one time i ate some crackers that were covered in pepper and halfway through i realized the pepper was ants

cool story bro

we have 2 separate stories here

i believe the ants one

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Snappy!

If you don't lightly brown the butter before cooking the eggs in it, kys.

>Pile of coconuts
>bigass fucking bowl next to it

make sure you lightly blacken the eggs too

butter is just another oil once you melt it

>Husband can't get enough of it

Show us your boipucci

That's a big bowl.

gross

nothing you dolt or add in some butter later for flavor and texture

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Keep your trap shit out of my Veeky Forums you mentally ill degenerate.

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>butter
spotted the fat fuck

i use low fat butter

fucking kek

>low fat butter

Got eemm

i did that on accident today
was cooking some chicken for my omelette and used oil to cook it instead of butter

dhd?

what the fuck is that gif?

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he forgot to activate his almonds

a fucking non-stick pan
if you use a non stick pan it won't stick that's why it's called fucking NON STIIICK

What happens when SHTF and there are no more non stick pans? What do you do then?

have you even seen how Ramsay makes scrambled eggs?

have you ever heard of a joke you fucking donkey?

woow last time I saw this gif was in 2008
thanks for sparking memories

>Shart in mart detected

>uses oil for anything

Not everyone owns a non stick pan or has the money to invest in one.

I like using olive oil on eggs. It goes through me like hell though.

I melt a little bit of butter in the pan before gettin eggy with it, what's wrong with that?

no one cares