Meanwhile, at the Veeky Forums potluck

i'm brining a gun.

to shoot everyone with.

shoot me first

Make sure you double tap me nigga. I don't wanna live.

edgy much?

I also am using human Male Jizz as a leavening agent in each loaf. I refuse to give away the source ethnicity of each bread .

stop being such a faggot

>tomato pie

why the ever loving fuck...

Potlucks are a great opportunity to finally use up your old expired ingredients

I'm bringing like 3 pan pizzas, maybe 4
And some homemade cinnamon sticks too

what ratio brine

asking recipe for a friend btw

I'm seriously tired of you faggots shitting on 'go 'za. It's actually good and my bet is literally none of you have actually tried it or that you got it from some shitty chain that wasn't the tiniest bit authentic. NY style is horrendous, the only people who defend it are the retarded city niggers who live there and the nigger lover flyovers who idolize them. Fuck off to a McChicken thread with your stale memes.

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And if you've never tried real Mexican cook'n then you oughta'. Just don't drink the water.

Foodie 'choon: youtu.be/jsVRj7VvfWc

I've been burned too many times by potlucks to make anything fancy, instead I would probably just bring a slow cooker full of meatballs mixed with my special sauce, they are always popular at parties.

>flour tortillas
>real Mexican food
pick one

These are the only real tortillas.

is izz the primary ingredient in your special sauce?

it's actually just crushed pineapple, sorry I know that's not the Veeky Forums answer

i think that pizza has autism

No user, it is you that has the autism.

That's not pizza.

>no McChickens
fake

I don't see any fast food...

This is more like it!

99% of those dishes are guaranteed to have a few strands of long, thin, greasy old woman hairs. Have fun eating while dodging the hair.

I'm bringing soup

Jack feeds this to his family all the time and they didn't die yet.

Why would I dodge it? If I her hair she'll be a part of me. Forever.

Ever been to Mexico? Flour tortillas are common in lots of dishes.

Flour tortillas are common as fuck in Mexico, it's just not what's traditionally used for authentic, home made tacos.

Flour tortillas are typically northern mexico to satisfy the weak gringo palate.

lol but no it would disintegrate in your stomach acid it has a low melting point

Please tell us more about this gringo infestation happening in northern Mexico.

really, it's better this way

I'm bringing a 60 year old classic

There we go. I'll bring a few bottles of this.

>negroes
I think not friend.

I'm bringing real enchiladas.

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There is milk in them so its healthy too.

>yet

I'm gonna bring some homemade Italian tomato sauce from Italy.

Does it have enough sodium?

>>Meanwhile, at the Veeky Forums potluck...

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Happy Mother's Day!

youtube.com/watch?v=EjvRRozLo1Q

>whirl staah
>whirl staah

Every fucking time.

Hooray, what a fine chimping.

fpbp

try some of my chow mein :3

... What did you expect from these fine, ahem, people?

Me first.

Please.

For my Senpai I'm bringin fried chicken marinated in sriracha, mashed potatoes with sriracha, and mac 'n cheese with my secret ingredient, sriracha.

>you actually came to the potluck, user?

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Can we actually do this? I'd be suuuuper down.

Meet me in DC and we have a deal.

FOR ME
FOR YOU
FOR EVERYONE

Those cookies look pretty good though

I made a vegan cheese pizza

That stuff is great. I always have a bottle handy. Goes great in chili, on mac n cheese, lots of things

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'go 'za

i'll bring some extra mcchickens just in case we run out

grabs with force

HAVE MY BABIES@!!!!!!

can we address what the fuck this is

Can't tell if that's subtle bait, or blatant bait.

a shitpost

>spanish-omelette.jpg
>tortilla
Zimbabwe

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