Is there any way to render yourself mute? I have my reasons.
Is there any way to render yourself mute? I have my reasons
Cut your vocal cord.
stop talking
duct tape or yell yourself hoarse/to the point of rupture
If you stop talking for months, you'll be having difficulties making normal sounds. Like a semi-mute.
Source: friendless in a foreign country, don't speak the language obv
I have been trying to avoid people. It's not working very well.
However, I have noticed phrases that I say don't always work out correctly. I need to get to your pro level though.
By the way, which country?
I can do that, I'm a shut-in NEET. However it's only semi and will probably return
Surgery costs money user.
That sounds very painful
Is there no substance I can take that will ruin my vocal cords without killing me?
I liked the idea of not talking for years. It might help make the muscles go through dystrophy.
If you take enough fluoroquinolones you can rupture the tendons. Of course that will be immensely painful and fuck up the rest of your body too.
source: took norfloxacin
Obviously I could just not talk but would people believe that?
a quick, sharp shock to your broca's area should do the trick
if only there were something capable of delivering quick, sharp shocks, possibly with projectiles
ok man, I'll bite
Why do you need to be mute?
This thread interests me
I also have trouble not stopping talking
You see I am a proprietor of memes and it's getting out of hand. People have begun to avoid me
Start exercising and going out and shit. You'll calm down.
but brahmo I already run 10k everyday
the memes drive me
but they are also driving me to my doom
How about alcohol?
I can't afford alcohol besides I think that would either make my memes stronger and/or I'll become an alcoholic
This isn't a sound plan
Why not let the memes overtake you?
You don't understand
Once you delve deep enough you realize it is a siren call
Don't let your memes be dreams
You can't define a dream no more than you can define a meme
>get in Veeky Forums for the first time
>I have entered /phi/instead
Don't stop anons
Memeology is the only field of philosophy I respect
Now check my dubs
but user, you are the memes
dubs confirm existencial crysis
After a week without talking you already notice the difference.
Running 10k everyday has got to be rough on the knees, homie.
It would be pretty difficult. You'd need to train yourself not to react vocally whenever there's any strong stimulus (pain, surprise, and probably the most difficult: laughter). It's almost impossible to train that sort of thing alone, so you'd be better off trying a different method.
Become a vocalist in a Screamo band and try way too hard.
Supposedly, this is the reason why you've never heard Skrillex talk.
Isn't it easier to just keep your goddamn mouth shut?
Deep throat a million dicks every day.
Become a singer in a Death Metal band and go on tour without ever practicing your vocals. After a few concerts you will probably spit blood.
Could you just explain why? I'm extremelly curious.