Brits, teach us a secret behind beans in your full English/Irish/Welsh/Etc-sh breakfast.
Do you use canned beans and heat them(microwave or oven)? Do you prepare them in the evening? Or is there a recipe to cook them that doesn't involve spending hours? (I've googled seen some recipes, but they seemed to to take to much time for breakfast, like soaking for eight hours, cooking for an hour and half. )
Literally what the fuck. None of these items require any more than a couple of minutes of cooking, you asshole.
Bentley Gray
Baked beans are a Nigel thing, they do not belong on the Scots or Irish variants.
They take up too much room, and the English only use them because they are tight-fisted arseholes that cannot enjoy the delights of the Lorne sausage and potato scone on their shitty 'breakfasts'.
Kayden Myers
You're going to need pic related.
Only faggots eat Heinz beans these days
Noah Miller
Well this is wrong. Every single fry up I've had in Scotland has had baked beans.
Carson Lee
I have never known anyone to make their own baked beans. US baked beans are very different to UK.
Just buy Heinz and heat them in the microwave or on the hob, it doesnt really matter.
Other key cooked breakfast ingredients include:
Bacon (Back not streaky) Sausages Black Pudding Eggs (Various ways to cook, fried, poached and scrambled most popular) Toast Fried Bread (fried in the bacon fat for extra flavour) Tomato (Grilled, fried or tinned) Mushrooms
Then again its also not unusual to see fried potatoes or has browns, bubble and squeak (mashed potato and cooked cabbage, mixed and then fried), haggis or Lorne sausage in Scotland, white pudding in Ireland and laver bread (seaweed puree and oats fried) in Wales.
For me, I can take or leave beans with a breakfast, the other items are far more interesting.
Angel Clark
Better stick to cake, OP.
Dylan Wood
>1 of your 5 a day holy shit, and you have the gall to call Americans fat, you farting fucks
Camden King
>Do you use canned beans and heat them(microwave or oven)? Yes. Is that the end of the thread?
Chase Diaz
why can't i ever come to Veeky Forums without cringing myself inside out at jack videos ._.
Liam Carter
'cos Reddit lives here now.
Kevin Mitchell
New England is Best England
Josiah Hughes
Beans are pulses. Pulses are part of your five a day. Proceed to neck yourself you enormous faggot
Cooper Hernandez
>I have never known anyone to make their own baked beans. US baked beans are very different to UK. >Just buy Heinz and heat them in the microwave or on the hob, it doesnt really matter.
This is true. OP, in the US, baked beans were made from scratch much more often in years past than now. They're more like a craft food now, where a restaurant has a version that is all their own, or where with love they're from scratch dried or fresh beans, and not canned. Or, the canned beans are doctored up. But, I think Bush's (and the other brands) does such a nice job with so many regional preferences that it's all too easy for people to just buy canned. If your grandma or favorite BBQ restaurant added huge chunks of bacon, ham, pulled pork, drippings, brown sugar or maple, or lots of onions, you want it that way. For BBQs, my grandma used to cube up a big piece of salt pork for the inside, decorate the top of the casserole with slices of bell pepper, slices of onion which would would get caramelized, and stir in tang of mustard, ketchup, allspice, and it ended up with a crusty top that had brown sugar in it. She always made brown bread in a giant coffee can, which we served with cream cheese (very boston style but she was from St. Louis). My favorite restaurant version was about 50% meat (ridiculous, I know), and a faint taste, which I never figured out, but likened it to earl grey bergamot flavors, so maybe it had citrus peel.
But, in England, it's the mild flavor, not sweet, not smoky, not full of extreme flavor, slightly tomatoey, that is for breakfast. Most US markets have an imported area with Heinz in the can, but it's similar to the basic Van Camps pork n beans (where the pork is a single cube of salt pork per can).
Wyatt Davis
beans with a fry-up is a foolproof poorfag detection system.
my family is very wealthy and I have never had baked beans in my life. nor would I ever.
Eli Evans
>wealthy people don't eat X lol sounds like your family has a combined net worth of maybe a few million and put on airs like some nouveau riche clowns
Liam Clark
Get a load of Marie Antoinette, here. Too rich to eat beans, but poor enough to fart around on an anonymous Nez Perce camas root digging board.
Cooper Lewis
>English breakfast
Enjoy your heart Disease.
Gabriel Martinez
> i don't eat beans because I'm rich > I don't eat x for any reason that is not that I don't like it
How does it feel to be a retard?
Aaron Johnson
Why don't you post a more vanilla shitty hotel breakfast? Oh wait because there isn't one.
Dylan Hernandez
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Robert Cook
I wish he were dead.
Isaiah Collins
Easiest way to discover if someone is a reddit crossposter:
They use the "(Nationality) (Activity) Board" unfunny meme
Tyler Thomas
agreed.. I can't stand that fat fuck.
Gabriel Barnes
>holy shit there's someone on Veeky Forums who uses frequents reddit. Burn them, burn them now!
Jealous because you were b& for life from that site?
Hudson Martinez
>high fatty shit=bad >better eat a shit ton of sugar instead
Chase Stewart
Canned beans (Heinz only) in a saucepan, fuck microwaving > Do you prepare them in the evening? No, we just make them on the morning/afternoon we eat them >Or is there a recipe to cook them that doesn't involve spending hours? Nigga the fuck are you doing? If you know how to multitask and cook things at the same time it should be done easy within half an hour
Evan Russell
canned beans, pretty often they're heated on the stove in a pan actually
Hudson Wright
>baked beans are bad for you
no, that's why we call you fat you obese uneducated shitter
Dominic Garcia
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Henry Sullivan
>all these retards who don't know it takes hours to cook beans Right, OP is stupid for trying to cook them himself, but you fucktards are even worse.
Owen Rivera
So after all this bullshit, please let me attempt a straight answer.
Empty tin of Heinz beans in pan. (Fuck all copycat brands. Doublefuck all shop brands.)
Gently bring to simmer.
Add Worcestershire Sauce to taste.
Switch off periodically while you cook everything else,
Turn the gas back on before serving.
Stir often.
Your beans will be slightly mushy and the sauce reduced.
You're welcome.
Cooper Russell
Those Heinz beans are so bland. Terrible
Ayden Allen
added sugar is worse for you than saturated fats
Nathan Anderson
>BM
Xavier Thompson
I need this inside me.
Evan Sanders
what if it's raw sugar?
Hunter Morales
then it is magically okay obviously.
Sebastian Lopez
>fructose >carbs >carbs >fat >sugar >sugar >sugar >sugar (in your coffee)
Why don't you go fuck yourself ya fat prick, eh?
Tyler Fisher
Christ almighty, lady. Sharpen your fucking knife. And score the surface doesn't cut an inch and a half deep.
Isaac Reyes
Sugary juice. Bunch of refined carbs. Sugary fruit spreads. Is that fake sugar by the coffee? God forbid that 1 thing here isn't sweet. Enjoy your beetus.
Isaac Hall
Have you ever tried to out-america so hard you fried FRUIT and BLOOD?
Henry Clark
>nobody understands
Cooper Nelson
YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE SAUCE, YOU BITCH
Beans are healthy, dont forget theyre borderline swimming in caramel
Angel Powell
The full English, Scottish or Irish breakfast is a heavy weight on the stomach. I'm English. My wife is Scottish.
I only ever eat it when I'm not working. Otherwise I eat a banana and some porridge. Full English is a weekend treat. It should consist of bacon, sausages, eggs, black pudding - pig blood sausage, toast or fried bread, grilled or fried tomatoes, mushrooms, and baked beans. The difficult thing is timing. Getting all the ingredients together at the right temperature is not easy. It takes concentration. Also loads of tea. Tea is vital.
Daniel Thomas
No wonder you lead the fucking universe in obesity, you have to fry everything, even fucking tomatoes
Joshua Scott
>loads of fried bread >fried mushrooms >fried sausage >fried eggs >fried bacon >fried blood >fried tomatoes As soon as they figure out how to fry tea they'll be set.
Luke Thompson
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Kevin Gray
Do you you think this guy in your .gif knows how famous he is?
Nolan Robinson
I think he does.
Jackson Scott
That looks good if you get rid of the tomatoes, blood, beans and mushrooms. And replace the fried bread with whole wheat toast with real Irish butter. Also add 2 more eggs and 3 more pieces of bacon.Then it will be edible,
Daniel Hernandez
Tiny bit of paprika, couple grinds of pepper, microwave for a minute
Beans done. Splash worcester sauce and maybe a sprinkle of cheese on when plating up.
Jayden Garcia
The queen eats baked beans you uncultured faggot
Hunter Davis
nice devil digits en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number) A queen ever in the history of doing anything doesn't make it healthy. They still obey the same laws of obesity and diabetes we do
Cooper Price
The French literally get run over by Muslims in trucks
Adam White
Who the fuck said anything about health you dicksniffing windowlicking cockeyed fuckhead
Connor Phillips
>A jock unironically calling someone else tight
Cooper Reyes
Nothing about your post makes sense, you shop shitting globule of lard.