Go to chink place

>go to chink place
>ask for the hottest option
>the slant eye gives me some shitty non-hot option instead because of the color of my skin

reeeee fucking racists mark wahlberg was right

>go to pho place i've never been to before
>i'm the only person in there who isn't some kind of asian
>order a bowl of pho
>waiter asks me if i need a fork when he brings it out

>mark wahlberg was right

never thought id hear that

was he wrong?

I am capable of using chopsticks

hmm i think you're actually supposed to eat soups with a spoon

Asian restaurant worker here. Can you fucking blame us? 90% of whites can't use chopsticks and don't eat any chilli whatsoever. It's only reasonable to appeal to the majority instead of running out the back to get a fork every 10 seconds.

Pho is like ramen, there are noodles and broth

DESU eating soup with two sticks is kind of retarded though.

So is using a fork, you use the chopsticks for the noodles and a spoon for the soup you retard.

Eating noodles with two sticks is also retarded.

Pho tastes like soap. Shitty Mexican coriander.

>I don't know how to properly use chopsticks: the post
This is why people act like they do in the OP and here but go ahead, use your fork for soup noodles.

>OP goes to a random restaurant, gets bad service/food.
>OP generalizes it was their culture that made the restaurant that way
Do like everyone else and whine on yelp and to all your friends about them and then never patronize them again. That's how the 10% success rate of restaurants works.
/thread

>Pho tastes like soap. Shitty Mexican coriander.
Or you can ask for it without coriander. It's only a garnish, really, at most pho houses, and not blended into the soup.

>A fork is easier to use
>But I use chopsticks because I'm a big boy!

Might as well use your hands, even easier.

Noodles tend to slip between your fingers and food gets your hands dirty.

>go to chink place
>don't know how to pronounce 99% of the menu
>order orange chicken

Most Asian restaurants I've been to have numbered menus for spergs like you.

Alternatively, you can just order by the menu description. "Yes, I'd like the chicken with garlic and vegetables" or whatever and point to it on the menu

Or just use a spork like someone who isn't retarded

>Go to chink place
>they always have homemade hot sauce in the back they only tell other chinks about

i was served pho at some honky viet place i go to with my grandparents

it was literally harder to eat

It's because only other chinks know about the hotsauce, chilli oil, whatever.

>hey, can I have some extra chilli oil
>ok

>Out at Mexican restaurant
>waitress comes by
>I ask for more water
>"it's spicy, huh?"
>I smile and let her walk away
>It's not spicy, I just like water

>go to Asian grocer

How the fuck do I find and buy shit if I don't know the language?

>using a reddit meme

learn the basic alphabet
look for everything you want online first and print yourself a picture book

Sign language or smoke signals?

>go to chinks place
>qt chink waitress
>ask how much for happy ending
>told to leave

>Take Viet gf out to a steakhouse
>They give her chopsticks

>an absolute fiend

>go on yelp

I hope to god no one here does this.

>yo where you keep dem gook noodles?