Lol you poor cryptofags probably don't know what this is, but look at my wrist

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Lol you poor cryptofags probably don't know what this is, but look at my wrist
That's a brand new rolex submariner, retailing at $450,000
My new watch is worth more than you and your extended family have ever seen

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Skullbone
Skullbone

You might want to get your cancer treated before shitposting on Veeky Forums.
It wouldn't hurt to lose a bit of weight either.

eGremlin
eGremlin

is that an arm or a roll of white tortilla?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

T H I C C

massdebater
massdebater

tortilla wrist about to snap
Yeah bro, you won at life

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

forearm routine?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Worst larp of all time. And an ugly Seiko 5

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why do put your rolex on a sausage?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

OP is an alpha Chad I feel very inferior

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Looks like a pork leg wrapped in butcher's twine.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

That’s an omega seamaster larping retard

nb

whereismyname
whereismyname

Guys, it's pasta

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

welding 400k

5mileys
5mileys

jesus man, your hand is gonna turn black and fall off if you maintain that kinda band psi there.

w8t4u
w8t4u

What kind of insecure, attention seeking cuck of a manlet would pay that much money for a plain gold watch? It only has 2 functions for fucks sake, how would you know it’s not gold plated? It’s so fucking plain jane it’s only worth maybe $50 at best

Emberfire
Emberfire

Full shot of OP.

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FastChef
FastChef

LMAO what is up wit ur arm
it's getting strangled instead of rope something else

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You'd figure a dude with the determination to get the watch on would be able to channel it into losing weight also. Pretty impressive actually.

Flameblow
Flameblow

That's a prezzy brainlet

RumChicken
RumChicken

1/10 bait

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FastChef
FastChef

Haven't worn a watch in like 13 years.
I don't see the need or appeal in expensive watches.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

op get your skin checked dude

takes2long
takes2long

damn that looks like a dead manatee being crushed. lol who would buy an expensive watch and not have a wrist band that fits lolololl is that the chainlink fatty blowin off the last of his eth before it goes back to 5$?

massdebater
massdebater

normally they buy it for other people who know, basically nobody gives a shit though
every CEO/CFO I've met in person in the last few years has worn an apple watch, and not even the expensive one, the cheap shit "got it on sale at macy's for $150" rubber aluminum one lol

SniperWish
SniperWish

Hahahaha holy fuck this has to be a troll. That is the fucking ugliest looking arm I've ever seen. If that really is you, you probably look like that fucking or in the 3rd Lord of the Rings. Haha holy shit that makes me want to puke!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Could fellow Veeky Forumszers cease bumping this ugly limb? It keeps appearing on every random row and makes me nauseous.

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farquit
farquit

people being this new to biz

idontknow
idontknow

9/10 bait the picture alone is worth 8 points

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

This is an old image but I love it. It's the pinnacle of pearls before swine, dressing pigs in silk and putting lipstick on them.
It's pathetic

TreeEater
TreeEater

$450,000
I'll bet you couldn't resell that for even a tenth that amount.

likme
likme

Why did you wrap your watch tightly around a fleshy, overstuffed burrito with hair on it? And why can’t your supposedly expensive watch tell time or date accurately? No no, nothing seems right about this at all...

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Imagine looking like that...having skin like that, flab like that...it makes me shudder. God, I wouldn’t leave the gym for months, how can anyone live like that

massdebater
massdebater

Looking good, op

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Bumping for all the poorfags that havent seen my expensive new watch yet ;)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Might as well embrace the Veeky Forumszer limb. It appears on every row. I feel queasy.

Bidwell
Bidwell

It's called a treadmill Jesus.

RavySnake
RavySnake

What the fuck is that watch strapped too?

Snarelure
Snarelure

lol that hog has liver spots

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

At first glance it appears to be cement with sediment tightly wrapped in plastic. It's worse than that; it's like a rotting tortilla.

Emberburn
Emberburn

OP you unironically need more chain links

Methnerd
Methnerd

You put in a pig that beautiful Rolex WTF

askme
askme

Nice gold plated seiko 5.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Who the hell told you that preowned retails for 450,000 Lol. And yes your arm is really fucked up looking.

Techpill
Techpill

being this new

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Everyone on Veeky Forums cashed out or killed themselves. Nothing but retards from /r9k/ now

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Disgusting fat ginger wrist

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

pleb spotted, get on my level shitter

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

and this is my beautiful wife's.
are you even a provider bro?

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Oh, look, fat guy watch thread. Again.

*yawn*

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You know a bitch is fat, when her knuckles are indentations.

Techpill
Techpill

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

How do you like my NOMOS collection?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

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