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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH MY FUCK ITS HAPPENNNNNNNNNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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It's not a big deal that bitcoin is having its big dips. It will soar eventually. It fucking went to 19k last year. It is still correcting.

>healthy correction

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j-j-just a l-l-l-ittle dip boys no worries right

Bitcoin just lost 3% of its value in 20 minutes, whereas it took a month for it to lose 25% of its value. It's finally happening

Bought in around $8200 for 1 btc. Coinbase wouldn’t let me sell because of pending purchase. I can’t even do nuffin!!!! ITS STILL PENDING SINCE SATURDAY

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it's over. it's really over.

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The only thing happening is you sniffing your mother's underwear, you sick fuck.

Check the one minute candles, we're already recovering. 30k EOM

That's because Coinbase is about to exit scam after firing their auditor. Hell, this could be them selling all the bitcoin they bought with all their "reserves" and literally exit scamming right now.

Nothing you say to me will bring your money back.

People have been fudding bitcoin so much that hopefully a giant green candle appears out of nowhere and leaves all the nocoiners in the dust.

That's funny, I'm doing rather well actually.

Increase leverage.

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Reverse Bart forming on the 15 minute chart according to the top Simpsonian analysts on twitter

What's finally happening? The bottom of the market?

Correcting you say?
Check the fucking Log chart, this is lasting a long time
You know damn well this isn't looking good you cuck
Yea i know , the market has done this loads of times in the past. It always bounced back, blah blah blah.

Difference. Mass recognition in news
Normies
Staceys
Chards
Grandpas
Everyone who wanted to... bought in
>burned them all
>months later, still getting burned
Who wants to buy when the market is this manipulated?
We are going down, for a longgggg time

OH NO NO NO NO

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Even if that were true, you can't cash any of it out before the exchange cooks up a reason they can't send you the funds.

It's going to 2k$.
Tether up.

BITCOOOOOOOOOOIN WASU WASU WASU WASU WASSUP

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You're one annoying nigger.

literally hundreds of people changed their name to crypto mom on twitter

I feel sick

I'm going to stop looking

You will not Jew me Jew

>Thinking the only way to cash out is through an exchange
What a dumb fuck

I’M UNIRONICALLY RUINEDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You're one delusional nigger
kys

AHAHAHAHAHAH I MADE SO MUCH MONEY ON THIS MARKET AND I LOSE IT ALL AHAHAHHAAH
I COULD HAVE BOUGHT A HOUSE AHAHAHAH AND NOW I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ANYMORE HAHAHAA

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whoa whoa whoa.. i was expecting down, but not this down.

hey, the real joy was all the frens and memories >we made along the way

>dump eet and paint a bear flag

Again, you're an annoying nigger.

If only you could short....

Big surprise noone is interested in finding out more about Bitcoin while it's sinking into the abyss.

This is it...

Sit down and watch either the comeback or death

Aaaaand I’m under 100k, goodbye six figures. I remember getting to half a million once. Good times. Just fuck my shit up. I’m deleting Blockfolio, I’ll check it in 2019. Fuck me.

Just got liquidated and lost 1.1BTC, back to where I was at in November...

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STOP BARTING ME

kek we all fucked up dun worry
I' wasted so much time trading and charting and everything.... for nothing. All profits gone

O well

Simpsons had the right idea

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No, it doesn't work like that because the market fucks you and when you open a short it goes up to your LIQ price unless you are using low leverage besides i won't get any close to the ammount i had ATH in daytrading and i also hate daytrading

I'd sell unless you are cool with your folio going to 10k

This time it is truly over. Capitulation is just around the corner.

Yes Yes Yes finally broke support

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK I CLOSED MY FUCKING 10X short at 7661 WTF

unironically this

HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK BAGS ARE HEAVY
POSITION'S IN THE RED ALREADY, GOING SPAGHETTI
HE'S NERVOUS, BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY
TO GO LONG
BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING
IT'S GOING DOWN, THE BOGS HAVE DUMPED SO LOUD
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT THE REEES WON'T COME OUT
HE'S CHOKING NOW, BITMEX IS JOKING NOW
MARGIN BLOW LIQUIDATION OVER BLAOW

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Down below 7600

We are going to 7.3K aren't we?

We'll be above $10K in no time.

Why u think that?

log scale

>Simpsons did it

Screencap this, drop to below 6k in the next few hours.

scale a log up my ass

>he thinks money just comes out of nowhere

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Then you clearly don't know how to read the log scale retard.

hey guy, this shit is volatile as fuck but that's the beauty of it too. Doesn't matter if you take a loss because if you sell and then accumulate more bitcoin, you can have a higher profit once the price goes up. And it will go up. It's guaranteed. The hard part is determining when to sell and when to buy but usually there are some strong signals.

When do u predict btc will be above 10k. Me being a dumbass went ALL IN on btc thinking it was gonna do the weekly bounce back to 12k and here I am... broke

You'd probably like a log in your asshole.
log scale
log scale

>That joy I felt when I found out louie ck career was over
I still think about the joy daily

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Literally just hodl them. Shortnigs will tell you otherwise, although.

I mean I won’t sell at a loss, I can’t even if I wanted to because my btc purchase is still pending I just am real new to this stuff. So I literally bought in low 8’s and get hit with this shit is not how I thought my intro to crypto would go. I want off this ride

look at the log dumb ass
We should have been over with this correction and on the up again
We BROKE the parabolic uptrend
You
will
always
be
poor

Learn about RSI divergence.
Learn how to use tradingview.com too.

>spacing out your last sentence
>believing that anons care what you have to say to them
Again, you're an annoying nigger. Also, log scale.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Good news: 6 hours from now we begin the climb back up from hell)

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Look up "death cross" too.

Last time we broke the parabolic we corrected 80%

This is going to happen in the next 24 hours

people were saying this word for word in 2013.

but user, no one gave a shit about crypto back then did they?
THIS TIME IS DIFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yes. 7.3k is the last fib support if you take the 6k low and 12k high. if it breaks that, were back to 6k.

How likely is it to rebound and how big if it hits the 7.3?

>dump it

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nobody knows those things. ta cant tell you if it will rebound or by how much. its only good for basic support/ resistance levels.
there were stories about people selling their houses for btc in 2013, granted, not as much as in 2017, but still plentiful. anyways, people still dont give a shit about cryptocurrencies. you see the little blip around 2013 in pic related? the same thing will happen sooner or later with the high of 2017. also, note that most of trafic came from nigeria and other shitholes looking to scam people. guess what will happen with the price when germany, italy, france, norway are on the top of the list?

anyways, i should stop this and start fudding. i have a short open from 7.9k.

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