Tfw no home-maker schools left in my country

>tfw no home-maker schools left in my country
How do I learn to be a good home maker now?

There are free cooking classes at my city's townhall, dumb frogposter. Maybe you should check up on yours.

I don't want to be just a chef, I want to be the perfect housewife. all the schools for housewifes have been transformed into culinary schools, it's bullshit

L-London?

learning to clean and cook food isn't something you need school for

your mom is supposed to teach you that

My mom is a high ranking tax advisor and thinks I don't need no man.

Just swallow his semen on occasion and let him have anal sometimes.

Finishing schools for women are not now culinary schools. Culinary schools were for felons and veterans before being a Chef became trendy. Funny thing about culinary school is that when people graduate and enter the workforce, realizing 80hr weeks are basically mandatory...they take out more loans and go back to school.

1. Learn how to suck a mean penis
2. Learn to cook. It's not that hard.
3. House better be fucking clean.
4. Don't spend all my money.
That's about it. I should write a book.

speak for yourself, every "finishing school" in my country is now either a normal kind of boarding school or a culinary school.

oh yeah? how about budgetting, and raising children?

This. If you can't figure it out you need to seek professional help...

>If you can't figure it out you need to seek professional help...
nigga that's literally what a school is. Professional help you seek when you can't figure it out.

I simply don't believe you.

Don't act like you didn't understand what I meant by professional help.

Can you traps marry men in your country?

Might be the first roadblock to being a housewife

ofc.

I might add that there's almost no country in the west where transgender women can't marry men. they're generally legally women.
hell, you could do it in iraq.

>on occasion
>let
>sometimes
Get the fuck out with this weak shit.

Watch more porn, OP

OP, there's many books you can purchase on home-making, try looking up old 'good wife' books.

Stop pretending to have a vagina on the internet?

>and raising children?
You should really be homeschooling, with some tutoring when they get to highschool. You should easily get them to finish 2 years early if you're not retarded.

For cooking and cleaning, look to the internet. There are how-tos on all kinds of things.

You can learn how to please your man (yes, I'm assuming) in bed from the internet too, but not from porn. Porn's designed to be over the top and to look good for a camera. Real sex is typically a lot more low-key.

For managing the household's money, take a basic finance class.

And for kids--if you decide to have them--there are all kids of classes and books, though nothing can really prepare you.

yes I agree.

Also you should really not be buying any processed food; make everything from scratch basically. Save money, and has the added bonus of you actually learning new things while you do it.

Also make sure ur kids get dat sweet employment or at least some income from early on, like by the time they hit 13.

And also don't spend money on dumb useless shit in general. Doesn't matter how much money someone makes you can always find a way to blow it all on pointless shit.

Post your feet

People like that make me sick. This is why we have sensitive pussies that suck the governments cock and rely on other people on other things to it for them. They could never ever survive if it came down to it because they haven't done anything for themselves. I could never imagine being a degenerate that doesn't know how to do shit myself.

Post your feet cunt

It's a man pretending to be a woman.

And?

Only real girls have qt feet

srs question, why was the OP picture of crying pepe deleted?

wait what? she's highly educated, makes tons of money and works a shitton, what is the logic here?