Open faced sandwiches are the most retarded cuisine that exists

Open faced sandwiches are the most retarded cuisine that exists.

What's the method for eating these things?

Not being a pleb

With a knife and fork, you moron.

what's the point? might as well be a little bit less of a faggot and eat a salad with croutons

Why would I eat a fucking sandwich with a knife and fork?

Might as well just put another slice of bread on top and not be a pretentious fag

You grab them from the sides of the bread with your thumb and index finger and just bite into them.
It's pretty dumb to have an open faced sandwich with some much shit on it though. I'd say at most two toppings and not a fucking pyramid of them either.

I thought it was a scandinavian thing, but I do it even as an amerifat.

Yeah it's definitely a vikingfag thing but I've seen it done in Eastern Europe too.

They probably can't do it by instinct because bread they couldn't afford bread during communism.

I know a guy that had never seen a banana before he was 14.

>I know a guy that had never seen a banana before he was 14.
I envy him

Funny thing is, he's a fag that's really into shoving things up his arse

>He doesn't know about smorrebrod

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>white people

In most cases I'd rather have a tartine than a sandwich.

i would just ask for another slice of bread and cover it up

is pizza an open faced sandwich?

Pizza is more like a grilled meme

yes

>this is the best nonwhites have

cut it in half and combine it. duh.

Pizza is a open faced Calzone

whoa...

calzones are sandwiches
pizzas are open faced sandwiches

I just fold it in half and eat it, or of there are two, just make a sandwich

open faced sandwiches are just a meal that uses bread as a plate

That's true

>I know a guy that had never seen a banana before he was 14.

Why is that so funny some reason

I serve some of my sandwiches open face just cause they look so presentable. But they just fold right up like any other sandwich and then they're easy to eat

Step 1: Pick it up
Step 2: Put it in your mouth

WA LA

>never seen a banana before he was 14.
True fact, tourists used to be able to get mad pussy in the USSR by bringing in bananas, pineapples, and bluejeans. A pair of Levi's would get you laid for your entire two-week trip.

Just take two of them and flip one over.