Steak well done

>person only describes wine as good or bad "flavor profiles"

WTF I hate Trump now

>eats fried chicken and really likes watermelon

>I'm allergic to (anything)

unless it's shellfish, which can be deadly, they're all bullshit

youtube.com/watch?v=BxfsY1ifR54

>over the age of 12 and cuts the crust off sandwiches

WOW

NOT MY PRESIDENT

sure edgelord
the people ive seen having sever allergic reactions to peanuts and other things were just actors

>he eats raw meat

what does mayo taste like

i never had it growing up and i dont put it on sandwiches. my friends think im weird for eating sandwiches without mayo but ive always done it that way

what does it do

well I'm glad we cleared that up

Eggy cum

Thats my prez deal with it.

What kind of meat is dis i could never figure this out???.

I just eat the toppings, cheese, and lick the sauce off.

>ranch dressing on pizza
>shrimp/chicken Alfredo pasta
>turkey lunchmeat sandwich
>sweet corn as vegetable side dish
>table condiments required for most meals

his ex wife

here's my gf's food red flags
>no eggs
>nothing spicy at all (table pepper was too spicy)
>no vegetables
>no chinese food
>no chic-fil-a
>alfredo everything
>like 32-64oz of milk everyday
>only cheese pizza
>drinks a huge starbucks mixed drink everyday

Those are all pretty serious, but this is the worst
>alfredo everything

i hope youre not serious about her because shes gonna be a cow when shes older

Dairy and pasta obsessed, bad signs

I forgot to write that she is my ex gf. There were lots of other issues, but the food was a big deal

>Actually know a guy that has a legit wheat allergy
>He said the last time he unknowingly ingested it he woke up in the hospital 3 days later with brain damage and swelling
>Causes motor issues, impairment, physical limitations

>One shift he wasn't paying attention and ate some chips because he forgot to bring lunch or something
>Twenty minutes later he couldn't lift his arms above his head, had difficulty walking, seemed extremely withdrawn and in some serious pain

That picture is epic... Dude I need to try that!! XD Thank you for the inspiration sir!! XD

Those food issues would have been more than I could handle. Not only does it take all the fun out of dining together, but who wants to be with an obese constipated woman?

It's the first Veeky Forums related thing in my folder.
Here's gondola sitting in a restaurant.

Fucking Americans

Hourly obsessed comment

What's wrong with only having water?

we are dealing with it, by making fun of him, and it's hilarious.

He should castrate himself

What's gondola..? XD

Do American women actually do this?

Let me put that on pol

Yeah as far as I know.
It's disgusting really. I'll be at home frying vegetables and enjoying steak while all they consume is store bought premade coffee , sandwiches and pizza.
I think it's better this way. Men know who to avoid on the spot, even though it turns out 60% of american women are like this, it works out in our favor.

If I can't put black pepper on my food, what can I do?

Some do but this is obviously a red flag that is something out of the ordinary and the bitch is nuts.

>I wrote she was my gf but I forgot to wrote she was my exgf

Sure thing, big boy. I'm sure you're quite the catch for landing that whale...

Fatty. I avoid you! Haha!

Alcky spotted.

...or child with soft drinks

>people who say sweet is for children
>people who don't like veggies
>people who prefer overcooked meat "just to be safe"
>people who open jars and cans and call it cooking

- ketchup on just about anything other than fries

- "I don't eat (insert large class of foods here)" without any specific allergy. Could be meat, seafood, vegetables, dairy. Abstaining from insects and worms might be acceptable.

- always has a soft drink with anything

- wants to tell you what's good, and goes on bugging you about it if you don't take their recommendation

- "American cheese": thinking it's cheese.

He's fat

>people who say sweet is for children
Fatass manchild detected

not an argument

>he's never had horchata with his burrito, taco, pupusa, etc.

Pity him, Veeky Forums

underrated

I don't like vegetables because of the texture

-My late 20's/early 30's supervisor at work

>>like 32-64oz of milk everyday

what in the fuck.

>>baked potatoes

they are the plebest form of potatoes

if a women can't cook

thats my red flag righht there. that she is good for sex, but not for anything serious.

mac n cheese not cooking,

ramen not cooking

rice in a box... fucking girl is never gonna cook for me ever again.

Also

> i dont drink

bitch is pregnant, or a old college whore who is acting prunish to me beccause she thinks ima beta provider for her.

FUCK OUTTA HERE

you take thhe drink, and you get WASTED or else im ditching you.

Make some and find out

>being a giant faggot who can't eat too much flour

>not tater tots

oh no its retarded

nope those take more skill and effort than literally putting a potato in an oven and splitting it in half when done. homemade tater tots would are pretty good actually. it's an even bigger red flag when someone buys expensive steak, autistically prepares it, and then spends little time/creativity on a shit side like baked potato. it's cool if you just want a simple side to go along with a easy dinner on a week night but let's not pretend it isn't babbys first potato method.

instant mashed potatoes is a red flag too obviously

have fun being a shallow bitch-boy

>what is actual gluten intolerance/coeliac disease

There are two kinds of people who use mayonnaise on a sandwich.

1. They drown the bastard in it. Like there's more mayonnaise on it than meat.

2. Extremely little, basically to make the bread not stick to the roof your mouth.

>"Im vegetarian"
>Can I try these chiken wings?

I prefer tampico, but no restaurant carries it

How big is she?? If she isn't big now those calories are gonna catch up to her, get out now user

Dated someone for awhile who put a sickening amount of mayo on their sandwiches
We went to subway a lot because she wanted to lose weight (yeah yeah I dated a fatty, low self esteem gimme a break) and ordered a veggie sub, everything was great until the chick behind the counter asked how much mayo she wanted. Guys you couldn't see the veggies under a an inch thick layer of mayo. Every time she took a bite there was mayo in the sides of her mouth.

We didn't last too long.

>no vegetables

Right on sister! Plurmp is NOT my president!

"I'm a vegetarian because it's healthy"

>eats sugary foods, pasta, and fattening dairy

Wwwhhhhaaaaaaa
Stop liking what I don't like!!!
Who gives a shit what other people eat

>Who gives a shit what other people eat
1. Unlucky folks who have to feed picky eaters
2. People dumb enough to date picky eaters
3. People who grow up with picky family members

spoken like someone who doesn't deep fry

Subway is fucking retarded when it comes to sauces

I have to BEG them to only put a little bit of mayo on there or else they'll drown it

Just one line of mayo
No don't squiggle it around, one straight line you minimum-wage faggot

What's that sir? More mayo?

No problem!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cool, man. Bet u & totally sexy. Bangin all dem hoes. ..

>Watch out ladies! Totally hot-
>*schwing*
>user! NO!! Not yet-
>*slashes gut of beautiful womenz*
>A-user... How.. How could you?..
>sorry, kid. I was born to slay that pussy...

>*nods*
>walks off into sunset

>not being on GOMAD
>making it

I was given a subway gift card so I went there for the first time in years the other day

They have some kind of thick cut turkey now instead of the watery shit and I asked for the chipotle sauce and nothing else so it wasn't an overly slimed sub. It would have been too much if I had added mayo. Probably the best I've had from them. Still, at $6 (when it's normally $8 when they aren't having a promotion) it's pretty silly to go set such a subpar sub for that price when you could go to any other sandwich place. I'm not sure how Sublix makes money off of their sandwiches. Maybe from combos or from baking their own bread. I don't know. Getting a $5 sub from them feels like theft.

I'd give anything to be 15 again...

I don't like
>general category of food
based on 1 bad child experience

eg I don't like fish/seafood

fuck you, you ignorant, literal pleb farmer