Name a better cheese than Port Wine

Name a better cheese than Port Wine
Protip: you can't

Pimento cheese

Pimento cheese

Jalapeno cheddar

Parmesan-reggiano

Liptauer cheese

creamy smoked gouda

Pepper jack

gruyere
gouda
rochefort

now KYS yourself

but port wine cheese sucks. even when you smear it on crackers

Västerbotten

I don't even know what that is. Are you from wisconsin? Do you get it at the combination fireworks and porn shop?

So goddamn good, I can't buy it or I'll eat it all in one sitting.

kraft single XXDDDDDD

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string cheese

Fonnnnntinaaaa!

Pimento cheese
The caviar of cheeses.

I gagged

port wine cheese with almonds
>tfw I unironically do like this stuff

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Kraft Singles.

Starboard cheese

Well geez, user, you don't just shove the cheese stick down your throat. You peel it and eat the strings of cheese. You still have to chew it, goodness.